Jesusland Investment Opportunities.

[Pale_Rider]

Dear Potential Investor,

Because of the recent elections we now have a third world nation right with-in our own borders. This new nation, "Jesusland," will allow for unparalleled opportunities to exploit workers at very low wages. The ability to exploit these workers without government interference is the result of Republicans sweeping all levels of Jesusland state and local governments. I'm looking for people who would be interested in setting up factories in Jesusland as an investment opportunity to bring money back to our freedom loving blue state bank accounts. Just think of the tariff free opportunities!

Some ideas for manufactured goods to be sold within Jesusland itself include posters of Jesus bombing Iraq, Big Belt Buckle Jesus, or figurines of Bush on the Cross.

In addition to easily exploitable lower and middle classes in Jesusland we can also rely on cheap land, and the wholesale of natural resources (ie, forests, coal mines, oil reserves.) to make goods with.

Believe it or not, this election could be the best thing that has ever happened to CA, NY, IL, and Mass. We'll be able to reap profits from Jesusland states like you wouldn't believe. They want real capitilism? We'll give it to them.

http://www.liberaltimes.com/

Hmmm ... might be a buck to made ...

[BelleCarolinaPeridot]

1. What's the capital ?

And how much time do I have to get to the US of Canada ? Do they use the metric system ?

[pstokely]

5. Branson, MO

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[PROGRESSIVE1]

2. I hear that Jesusland has many exploitable forests and defense....

contractors too.

[NuttyFluffers]

3. can we revert them back to a 16 hour work day? :)

and can i reinstitute child labor?

if so then i might be in... but you'd have to throw in wages lower than china's workers...

[PROGRESSIVE1]

4. Also, I would lobby their Conservative Government..............

to change the labor regulations so that we don't have to give them lunch breaks. You know that is ONE MORE HOUR that can be used to produce cheap goods and make more money$$$!!!

[jdots]

6. Are there water supplys my company can pollute ?

Finnally jobs coming back to america/Jesusland in. we will pay no taxes will we ?Those peskey social services cut down on my bottom line

[Pale_Rider]

7. Best yet ... pollute ...

... with any chemicals, waste product, and biohazard known. All legal!