Is Chirac hosing Pickles?

[wtmusic]

With all due respect to the First Lady, I think he's lighting her up like a Christmas tree:



In his most gracious moment, would dubya ever be capable of such charm, such savoir-faire:



It's a well-known fact that De Gaulle slept with Jackie, and Chirac doesn't even have rings around his eyes:



Perhaps there is another reason Franco-American relations are warming up, non?

[SheWhoMustBeObeyed]

1. Source?

I'm unaware of this "well-known fact." And though I'm largely indifferent to who screws whom, I'd like the source for this statement.

[bemildred]

4. I did find that striking too.

I thought it was Jack who was prone to experiment.

[wtmusic]

5. Disclaimer

*Some elements of this late-night post, for entertainment's sake, may be wholly inaccurate or just plain dirty lies.

[WillyT]

7. Now THAT Is My Kind Of Disclaimer !!!

:yourock:

[burrowowl]

2. Chirac is known to womanize

He has been spotted on vacation looking through binoclars from his balcony at ladies on the beach.

[rooboy]

3. To be flirting with Pickles...

suggests the man has a disorder much worse than mere womanizing. Let's face it - she's not exactly a clothes horse of seduction...

[Momgonepostal]

6. I don't think there's anything wrong with the way LB looks...

...that a new hairstylist and a few new outfits wouldn't fix right up. A few highlights, less hairspray, and some less frumpy suits would do the trick, IMO.

[wtmusic]

8. I agree

she's not unattractive. But the cover of "The Perfect Wife" did irreparable harm to any appeal she may have had:

[buycitgo]

10. a few thousand situps, too

as for an earlier post, here he is, dialing up the charm to rocknroll

how could anyone resist?

[chenGOD]

17. Holy god was that ever funny...

The expression on bush's face is....well...there are some things money can't buy, damn that made my day.

[No2W2004]

9. I dunno......

[wtmusic]

11. ROTFLMAO!!!

my sides....ache......send help!!! :D

[Hepburn]

12. Fuckin'-Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhay........

ROFPIMPLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh, God, spewing Diet Coke all over my freaking computer!!



:toast: :bounce: :toast: :bounce: :toast:

[Renew Deal]

13. Funniest....post....ever!!!

[Hand]

16. OUTSTANDING!!!!!!!!!!!

:yourock: :yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock::yourock:

[TheWizardOfMudd]

14. Surely, he has better taste than that!

!

[2cents]

15. Very possible

The chimp is probably orally inept in more ways than one, and I'd guess Jacques knows how to lick that problem.