http://www.scoop.co.nz/stories/HL0511/S00069.htmMy fellow Australians:
Today the Government will introduce an urgent amendment to Australia’s counter-wolf legislation.
The Government has received specific and credible intelligence this week which gives cause for serious concern about a potential wolf threat.
Wolf! Wolf, I say!
Not that I'm at liberty to tell you where the wolf is, or what it's doing. But I can assure you that it looks to be a very alarming wolf indeed. My, what big teeth he has!
In the interests of openness, transparency and accountability, two members of the opposition have been fully briefed. They agree that this particular threat is worse than the kind that crops up all the time, and that the legislation is actually needed in this case and is also good idea in the wider sense. Because they would, in fact, know.
We have only put forward amendments we need right now, such as changing the definition of what constitutes a wolf and allowing charges relating to 'a' rather than 'the' act of wolfness. These would enable us to defeat this wolf, although I can't explain how for security reasons.
Other provisions from the full package, such as allowing police to randomly set well-concealed spike-lined wolfpits, have not been included. Though, if we suddenly feel like passing them now, I'm keen.
After all, unless you are a wolf you have nothing to fear. How can you get caught in a wolf trap if you're not a wolf?
Now, eyebrows will no doubt raised over the timing of this announcement.
But how could I announce it on Tuesday? The Melbourne Cup was on!
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