Cheney is a robot!!
Jmeyers130
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Tue Jun-15-04 02:28 PM
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I saw this yesterday on the cover of (i think) the Weekly World News or one of those rags. The title claims that VP Cheney (aka Crashcart) is actually a robot!! There was even definitive proof of such on the cover, with a picture of Crashcart lifting a section of what I believe to be a silicone compound resembling human skin to show some of the circuitry and framing under his chest.
No wonder he still hasn't died. Those earlier "heart attacks" must have just been his wiring malfunctioning, and ever since they have removed the flaws from Robo Cheney.
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cjbuchanan
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Tue Jun-15-04 02:30 PM
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1. I also hear that he is dating Osama, but... |
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that's only because JLo turned him down.
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Tue Jun-15-04 05:24 PM
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2. First law of robotics: "A robot may not harm a human being or, through |
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Edited on Tue Jun-15-04 05:25 PM by Vitruvius
inaction, allow a human being to come to harm." That rules out Cheney. ;)
Or -- as Susan Calvin put it in another Asimov story: "Robots are essentially decent" -- which again rules out Cheney...
Cheney is too evil to be a robot...
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