In a unanimous decison by its editorial board, Time Magazine named President George W. Bush as its Man-Child of the Year, beating out such wannabes as Venezuela’s Hugo Chavez, Iran’s Ahmadinejad, and North Korea’s Kim Jong Il.
Time took into account Bush’s entire body of work, including his actions on 9/11, where he continued to read My Pet Goat, despite a massive attack on the United States.
The cover of Time is adorned not only with a picture of Bush, but with a broken mirror, signifying the seven years of bad karma his Administration has brought, a remarkable achievement considering they’ve only been in office for six.
In explaining their decision, Time’s editors explained that Bush ran away from the field on all the key components that make up a Man-Child: a very brief attention span, inability to speak in complete sentences, a propensity to make a huge mess and then blame others for it, and a bedtime of 9:00 p.m.
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