Equal Time with Bob Boudelang
"How Dare the DemocRats Not Attack
Our Great President's New Supreme Court Nominee!!
October 15, 2005
By Bob Boudelang, Angry American Patriot
I ask you! Did you ever think you would see the day when Democraps,
firebrant moderates and other anti-American scum would be so low-down,
sneaky and dishonest as to not attack the Supreme Court Nominee
of Our Great President, Harriet Mylar?
Yes, they are not pulling out every dirty smear tactic a smearer
could smear, and not throwing up every desperate and dishonest allegation
an allegator could allegate! As a result, the American people do
not know how dishonest and partisan they are, just because they
are not being dishonest and partisan!
I thought I had seen political dirty tactics in my day, but not
using political dirty tactics is a new low, even for Demoncrats!
Meanwhile let us hope that when Harriet Mylar says she will be
impartial, like Judge Frenchfry said he would be impartial, she
is actually lying like Judge Frenchfry was. Other wise we run the
danger of an actual impartial judge on the Supreme Court!
I am not worried myself, because Karl Rove, who has not actually
been thrown in jail for treason yet (so stop saying that!) told
Doctor Dodson that there were secret religious reasons to believe
Harriet Mylar is lying about being impartial like the Bible wants
us to lie. And if secret religious reasons is good enough for the
likes of Doctor Dodson, who did such a good job showing how Spongebob
was a gayoAmerican, it better be good enough for you! Or else.
Speaking of religion, who is not on pins and nipples waiting for
the new Iraqi Constitution election that Our Great President is
making them have to show how free they are? I certainly am!
I would of thought that many loyal Americans would be holding
parties to watch the election results as they come in so they could
celebrate, and maybe they are. (I do not get invited myself to many
parties because I am too popular myself and hosts and hostesses
do not want to make other hosts and hostesses jealous. Also there
is the fish smell.)
Once we get past this important benchpress, the insurgency will
really be in its last
throws, just as Our Great Vice President Who Is Not in Hiding
Dick Cheney said, and Iraq will be strong and free in just a few
Even a terrorist sympathizer like Mrs. Brown Rosenfeld is beginning
to be converted. Yesterday she ran out to get me so we could watch
Our Great President talk to the T&V where Our Brave Troops were
sitting making little speeches together. She would not tell me why
she was laughing though. And she would not tell me why she sang
"Now it's time to say goodbye" from the Mousekeneers Club when Our
Great President waved at the T&V.
At the end George W. said "Perhaps one of these days the situation
will be such that I'll be able to get back to Iraq" and I am sure
they all believed him too.
Meanwhile, the partisan witchhump against Doctor Senator Bill
Frisp and mean guy in the Congress Tom Delay continues.
And yes, Senator Doctor Bill Frisp turned out to have stock in
his family business (that only stole a few measly billions from
Medicare) that was not in his blind trust (besides the stock that
he had in his blind trust that he said to sell) that he sold before
anybody else knew the price was going down, but gee wiz! Should
we let a few measly laws and rules deprive the nation of such a
Great Next President who can tell how sick
people are over a TV
from miles away?
And as for mean guy in the Congress Tom Delay, the indictments
and evidence are just too ridiculous to discuss so I will not, other
than to point out that if you cannot see how ridiculous they are
then you must be an even bigger idiot than me.
In collusion let me say that yes, it may seem like things are
falling apart, but that is when Our Great President has always been
Bob Boudelang is a Republican Team Leader who is not a gayo-American
despite the Marty Graw mask. You can reach him at firstname.lastname@example.org
unless you are making some sort of lood preposition, or something.
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