Equal Time with Bob Boudelang
"It’s Still Yellow Alert!!! It’s Still
Yellow Alert!!! It’s Still Yellow Alert!!! It’s Still Yellow Alert!!!"
July 10, 2004
By Bob Boudelang, Angry American Patriot
out the duck tape and saran wrap because it is Yellow Alert!!! again,
just as it was before the day before yesterday. But now Our Great
Homely Secretary of Security Tom (who is not a laughing stock) Ridge
told us that terrorists could attack anywhere, anyhow and anytime,
although we do not know where, how or when, so it is a special Yellow
Alert!!! This is a time for all Americans like me to be even Yellower
than usual and run around like chickens with our heads cut off instead
of going about our ordinary humdrum dreary everyday lives.
And this is not just like the boy who shouted Woof! Instead it
is based on careful intelligence of the sort that totally misled
Our Great President into going to war in Iraq even though he really
did not want to. Alkaheeda wants to disrupt the elections and that
is why it is important to think now about keeping that from happening
by looking for ways to postpone
the election until people vote for our Great President and not
Otherwise the terrorists will have won…or the Democraps, which
is the same thing. We may not know where Osama is but we know who
he wants for President, and that is not the man who attacked Iraq
when Osama was hiding in Pakistan, which was not Our Great President’s
But there is no question that Our Great President is coasting toward
victory, even if by some unlucky chance votes get counted. Look
at how frantic the DemoncRats have gotten.
What could be more desperate than nominating someone who can talk
to dead people for vice president? I ask you?
It is clear John Edwards has not got enough experience to be vice
president. Would he know enough to go hunting with Judge Scalya
so that he could hide that he had met with Ken Lay, as Dick Cheney
did? Would he have the gravel tass to insist that Sodom Husane attacked
us on 9/11 even when there was no evidence Sodom Husane was involved?
You do not even have to think about it to know.
And let me ask you this: If John Kerry did nothing while our country
was attacked except run and hide for a day, and afterwards helped
the family of the person who attacked us out of the country, and
then had to meet with a commission investigating the attack, would
John Kerry have John Edwards help him answer questions off the record
behind closed doors? I think the answer is obvious.
But who is not disgusted at how low LIEberals have sunk? For example,
Kerry and Edwards held a funraiser where some "so called" comedian
had the nerve to make jokes about Our Great President and female
taylor! And they did not complain! That is just offensive to
every American who is disgusted by female jenny
taylor, unlike saying Kerry and Edwards are really homosexual
and gay, which is too funny and does not mean anything about Republicans.
So stop saying that.
But then the Democrap idea of funny is to have a picture of George
W. eating a headless child.
LIEberals cannot prove Our Great President ever ate a child…or that
when he did, it did not have a head. And they know it, too!
Enclosing, let us hope we have heard the last about George W. deserting
during wartime and not showing up in Alabama like he was supposed
to, since it turns out the records were accidentally destroyed
all along. It is just an honest mix-up, the way Rose
Mary Woods accidentally erased the 18 1/2 minutes of tape when
Nixon was discussing Watergate, and could of happened to anyone(9).
So I would not give it another thought. Instead let us focus on
why John Kerry did not get more wounded when he was hiding in Viet
Nam from the draft and other important questions.
Besides, Ken Lay was Ann Richards fault, which is why George W.
should not be asked about it out loud.
Meanwhile, I am sorry to say Roger Moore’s disgraceful propaganda
that nobody wants to see continues to be in theaters. I went again
to protest the movie, and this time I snuck in the middle as I did
not want to give money to this disgraceful film.
I planned to sit there quietly among the socialists and extremist
moderates and then say in a loud voice at the end that I wanted
my money back, as anyone with half a mind like me could see it was
a pap of lies. But I was so outraged by what I saw that I could
not contain my self.
I stood up and shouted in a loud voice, "This movie is nothing
but a pap of lies and Our Great President does not have big metal
arms!" And they threw me out! Imagine!
I guess to some people it means nothing to be a Republican team
leader. But not to me.
And do not forget that Our Great President has made America safer,
and that is why you need duck tape more than ever. Yellow Alert!!!
Bob Boudelang is proud to be a Republican team leader and knows
our Great President would never throw a taxicab at anyone, no matter
what a certain fat person who shall go nameless but knows who he
is says. He can be reached at firstname.lastname@example.org.
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