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2016 Postmortem

LiberalFighter

(50,928 posts) Sat Feb 2, 2013, 03:44 PM Feb 2013

Is it true that Rand Paul is a gun runner for Libya? [View all]

Is it true that Rand Paul's brain is filled mostly with fairy dust from an asteroid?
Is it true that Rand Paul spends most of his time having sex with snowmen imported from northern Italy?
Is it true that Rand Paul enjoys smoking his bong that is spiked with ground up Viagra causing ALL of the blood from his brain to be drained.

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Is it true that Rand Paul is a gun runner for Libya? [View all] LiberalFighter Feb 2013 OP

Yes world wide wally Feb 2013 #1

demonstrably false (allegation number 3)... he doesn't have brain. - n/t lapfog_1 Feb 2013 #2

I'm sure of it. FarPoint Feb 2013 #3

Well, duh! Squinch Feb 2013 #4

it'd on the innertubes! rurallib Feb 2013 #5

Yup! It's written all over him. madashelltoo Feb 2013 #6

He is the clone of Jorg Haider, formerly of Austria graham4anything Feb 2013 #7

If those things are not true Flashmann Feb 2013 #8

Disprove these for me. Otherwise they're all true. - Glenn Beck Dash87 Feb 2013 #9

LOL nt SunSeeker Feb 2013 #10