2016 Postmortem
In reply to the discussion: When will Bernie release the transcripts from his 1988 Soviet Union 'honeymoon?' [View all]notadmblnd
(23,720 posts)You see, Bernie and Jane Sanders (under the pretense of a honeymoon)- went there to meet with those two well known nefarious spies Boris Badenov and Natasha Fatale. The Plan was to win the Presidency within the next couple of years (along with stealing the secret rocket fuel formula) and then hand the US over to Fearless Leader and Mr. Big.
Unfortunately Rocky The Flying Squirrel and Bullwinkle The Moose thwarted the world's greatest no-goodnik's attempts at making the deal and finally getting rid of moose and squirrel once and for all- after Boris sent in his lady spy with a package which was really bomb. Door got locked, she couldn't get out, who got blown up? Boris.
It is only now- that finally Bernie and Boris' have another chance to follow through with their devious plot to steal the secret rocket fuel formula and turn the US over to those evil Red Ruskies.
Let's hope Natasha doesn't screw it up again.
For those unable to discern- this is fiction