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OffWithTheirHeads

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1. Dude! (or dudette) I learned to type on an IBM Selectric like 45 years ago and

Sun Oct 21, 2012, 12:52 AM

Oct 2012

My typing is still shit. Now, in what are supposed to be my golden years, you want to teach me all over again? lMFAO.

Child, I can barely see the keyboard, much less get my big, arthritic fingers to hit the right keys. How about you just learn this new skill and I just chase you off my lawn?

Edited to add that your skateboard makes so much fucking noise that I can't hear myself think!

I hope you have a good Halloween costume because that is the only reason I put up with you brats in the first place!

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App to learn how to type on iPad? [View all] Iris Oct 2012 OP

Dude! (or dudette) I learned to type on an IBM Selectric like 45 years ago and OffWithTheirHeads Oct 2012 #1

haha! Iris Oct 2012 #2

Learned on a Royal Manual in 7th grade (late 70s) REP Oct 2012 #5

Hey, if it can correct the neuropathy, frozen tendons and arthritis NV Whino Oct 2012 #3

Sign me up, too REP Oct 2012 #4

Hate typing on the iPad. It prevents me from using it for anything cbayer Oct 2012 #6

I know! That's why I want a type pad tutorial. Iris Oct 2012 #7

Let me know what you think if you try it. cbayer Oct 2012 #8

I am thinking the exact same thing! I'm probably not too old and it might make a big difference for Iris Oct 2012 #9

Not sure if this will help, but some apps change the on-screen keyboard suffragette Oct 2012 #10

Thanks for the tip! n/t Iris Oct 2012 #11