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Systematic Chaos

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33. Mr. GM? I wish to attack the Ogre Drone with my Vorpal Cat of Infinite Hissing plus 3.

Thu Dec 19, 2013, 07:35 PM

Dec 2013

Okay SC, looks like you hit on a 3 or greater due to the Drone's horridly low Intelligence, Wisdom and Movement Speed on the slippery surface. Roll your d20!

clackity-clack

I rolled a natural 20! Critical hit!

clackity-clackity-clack

9 points of damage doubles to 18, GM!

Nice job, SC! The Ogre Drone has taken massive damage to the head region and is making a slow and clumsy retreat from your party! Give yourself a skill point in Melee Cat and a 1,000xp bonus.

EDIT - so I go through the trouble of creating this and trying to put some nerd humor into a thread, and then when I'm done I see all these new posts upthread about the whole story.

Whatever. I'm not taking it down. Think and say what you want. I'm truly sorry for both the woman and the cat, but FML.

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Cat Attacks Woman Kicking Snow At It In Detroit [View all] dipsydoodle Dec 2013 OP

Reminds me of Monty Python's killer rabbit Major Nikon Dec 2013 #1

She needs the holy hand grenade lame54 Dec 2013 #11

Cat does the take down, then ends up being tossed Paulie Dec 2013 #2

That should teach her not to be cruel to animals! B Calm Dec 2013 #3

Exactly dipsydoodle Dec 2013 #5

The dog is like .. LisaLynne Dec 2013 #4

The cat was put down... HipChick Dec 2013 #6

That's sad. In_The_Wind Dec 2013 #10

That's what I heard as well. hamsterjill Dec 2013 #12

That woman was an asshole... Phentex Dec 2013 #7

Served her right. geardaddy Dec 2013 #8

around :25, the victorious cat is walking around like "you want some more?" KurtNYC Dec 2013 #9

There's more to the story... HarveyDarkey Dec 2013 #13

That article fails to mention dipsydoodle Dec 2013 #17

I guess I missed this post, but this is what the story was that was on the news R B Garr Dec 2013 #24

I am not sure how everything could go well for Buddy. LisaL Dec 2013 #30

Let's face it: Brigid Dec 2013 #14

I owned a psycho kitty TrogL Dec 2013 #15

The cat killed a German shepherd??? nomorenomore08 Dec 2013 #27

That's exactly what I said. Brigid Dec 2013 #28

Poor dog! Being torn to shreds by cat claws is *not* the way I'd like to go out... nomorenomore08 Dec 2013 #29

Goes for dogs, too. Arugula Latte Dec 2013 #32

Cats are deceptively strong. Liberal Veteran Dec 2013 #16

Yep, and five of their six ends are pointy Rob H. Dec 2013 #31

I adore cats Aerows Dec 2013 #34

this video is no longer available because the uplaoder has closed their YouTube account. Kali Dec 2013 #18

Maybe just as well now that the circumstances are clearer. dipsydoodle Dec 2013 #19

Here's a working link pintobean Dec 2013 #20

yikes Kali Dec 2013 #21

I posted that before seeing the story up-thread. pintobean Dec 2013 #22

You are right that there is more to the story R B Garr Dec 2013 #23

It looked like that cat was trying to get back through the gate to go after the dog magical thyme Dec 2013 #25

A perfect example of karma in action chungking34 Dec 2013 #26

Mr. GM? I wish to attack the Ogre Drone with my Vorpal Cat of Infinite Hissing plus 3. Systematic Chaos Dec 2013 #33