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(73,631 posts) Fri Dec 13, 2013, 06:40 PM Dec 2013

It's 5:40 PM in Sterling Heights, MI - Time for another edition of ASK MrSCORPIO [View all]

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It's 5:40 PM in Sterling Heights, MI - Time for another edition of ASK MrSCORPIO [View all] MrScorpio Dec 2013 OP

This is an odd one.... Lady Freedom Returns Dec 2013 #1

You're best to use soft pastels to fix up the bathroom MrScorpio Dec 2013 #3

Oh, that would work for the bedroom too! Lady Freedom Returns Dec 2013 #6

For the bedroom, I suggest Earth tones MrScorpio Dec 2013 #8

Mr Scorpio, what should I get my husband for Christmas? yewberry Dec 2013 #2

Sexy boxer briefs... MrScorpio Dec 2013 #5

I accept this mission. yewberry Dec 2013 #9

How high are the heights in Sterling Heights? Scuba Dec 2013 #4

Not that high at all MrScorpio Dec 2013 #7

Hope I am not late rurallib Dec 2013 #10

Yes, it will MrScorpio Dec 2013 #11

Should I help my husband shovel the snow? PassingFair Dec 2013 #12

Have hot chocolate waiting for him when comes back in... MrScorpio Dec 2013 #13

I made stew instead.... PassingFair Dec 2013 #18

Why is it snowing when the central Maryland forecast said rain? LiberalEsto Dec 2013 #14

From what I know about Central Maryland... MrScorpio Dec 2013 #15

I had suspected something like this was going on... LiberalEsto Dec 2013 #16

Those guys are in Maryland too MrScorpio Dec 2013 #17

How many is a brazillion? madinmaryland Dec 2013 #19

A tired joke MrScorpio Dec 2013 #22

Why do we dream? ailsagirl Dec 2013 #20

It's brain/mental sanitation nt MrScorpio Dec 2013 #21

Interesting that cats and dogs dream also nt ailsagirl Dec 2013 #44

Here's my current mystery. IrishAyes Dec 2013 #23

Your mystery is to remain a mystery... MrScorpio Dec 2013 #33

Thanks, I'll check it out. Meanwhile please just keep an eye out for me. It was very special. IrishAyes Dec 2013 #42

This one has worried me for a long time. IrishAyes Dec 2013 #24

Monkey ovaries. nt MrScorpio Dec 2013 #25

That's good. Thank you. But I confess I'm far more concerned about the lizard ointment. IrishAyes Dec 2013 #26

What's wrong with your lizard? nt LiberalEsto Dec 2013 #27

Nothing. I don't have a lizard! Or a tail either for that matter, as one poster wondered. IrishAyes Dec 2013 #28

Why do people park in driveways, flying rabbit Dec 2013 #29

Because they are there MrScorpio Dec 2013 #34

Why have I been dreaming about a job I had 30 years ago rurallib Dec 2013 #30

What's going on with your job today? That would be my first question. MrScorpio Dec 2013 #35

I am retired - doing some blogging and political work rurallib Dec 2013 #43

Did you know that La Grusa Market noamnety Dec 2013 #31

I got my spinach at the local Kroger MrScorpio Dec 2013 #36

Who was the better piano player? SkatmanRoth Dec 2013 #32

I wouldn't deign to choose any one of them MrScorpio Dec 2013 #37

I must apologize for asking that kind of question SkatmanRoth Dec 2013 #39

The secret to good music is that it's all about what makes you feel good MrScorpio Dec 2013 #41

The Giants of Boogie Woogie. I have this record. kwassa Dec 2013 #38

I thought I had that record, but I have not run across it yet SkatmanRoth Dec 2013 #40

I had an acquaintance in LA .... kwassa Dec 2013 #45

How far is Sterling Heights from Huntington Woods? kwassa Dec 2013 #46