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This was insipired by a few hours spent reading the Meta forum. I hope it comes across as the gentle satire it is intended to be. All characters are fictional and any similarity to any actual du'er, living or dead, is coincidental.
A typical day on DU:
Brand New DU'er: I really like Tom & Jerry and The Bugs Bunny / Road Runner Show. Here are some of my favourite clips:
Du'er #1: Oh, so you think hurting animals is funny, do you? You make me sick.
Brand New Du'er: Wait, what? I love animals. I cried when Bambi's mother died!
Du'er #1: Sure you did. I bet you laugh yourself silly torturing animals all day, you bastard! Alerted.
Du'er #2: I object in the strongest possible terms over the use of the word bastard. My grandparents weren't married and they were wonderful, loving people, and so was my father. Even though he's been dead for over 50 years, I still miss him every day and I'm still in therapy over it.
Du'er #3: Oh, Du'er #2, we love you.
Du'er #2: Thank you, Du'er #3.
Brand New Du'er: But these cartoons are just jokes. I never hurt animals, I swear.
Du'er #1: Your jokes are lame, and so is Tom & Jerry. Go back to your animal-hurting friends at Stormfront!
Du'er #4: As a differently-challenged American, I must really object to the use of the L-word. I thought we had all agreed to stop using that word. Just tell him his jokes stink.
Du'er #5: There it is again: The hatred against those who smell normatively different. I'm outta here!
Du'er #6: All this bickering is getting old...
Old Du'er: Hey!
Du'er #6: I'm sorry, Old Du'er! I meant that this discussion is getting really lame...
Du'er #4: STOP USING THE L-WORD!!!!!
Brand New Du'er: But I love animals. Here's a picture of me hugging my cat. I call him Hitler because he has this cute little square dark patch under his nose, see?
Du'ers #7-14 (in unison): Booo!!! Tomsbstone! Tombstone! Tombstone! Down with the animal-torturing Nazi!
Admin: * User Brand New Du'er has been PPR'ed *
Du'ers #7-14 (in unison): Yaaaay!!!! Ding Dong, the witch is Dead!
Du'er #15: As a practising Wiccan....