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In reply to the discussion: Heard any good but corny jokes lately? [View all]red dog 1
(28,838 posts)21. Why do painters always fall for their models?
Because they love them with all their art.
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Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
MatthewHatesTrump2
Oct 2020
#40
Not a joke, but when she was about 2 and a half years old, my daughter called game hens toy chickens
tblue37
Nov 2020
#69
1st guy: "My dog has no nose". 2nd guy: "How does he smell?" 1st guy: "Awful".
Progressive Jones
Nov 2020
#66