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In reply to the discussion: Did your parents, grandparents, etc have any weird expressions? [View all]kurtzapril4
(1,353 posts)48. My parents were hillbillies
And so am I, LOL. But I've assimilated to yankee ways. Anyway, they were both born on farms so they had lots of sayings.
You're as useless as teats on a boar.
That's fine as frog's hair.
That's scarcer than hen's teeth.
It's colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra.
That's slicker than snot on a doorknob.
If you step on them ants it's gonna rain.
When leaves show their backsides it's gonna rain within a day.
Come here, let me teach you how to milk a mouse(the equivalent of pull my finger)
So many more!
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Every time I think about it, I feel like my brain is on fire in terror.
Manifestor_of_Light
Jun 2012
#68
Whenever I'd ask my dad if we could do this or that (usually involving cash expenditure)...
bluesbassman
Jun 2012
#10
CARE ads, iirc. My uncle called me out for being skinny as a teen by calling me a CARE ad. lol
EFerrari
Jun 2012
#13
"When my ship comes in" was my mother's standard response whenever I asked her if she
smokey nj
Jun 2012
#22
All of my Grandparents were Slovak, so the translation to English isn't quite the same but,
livetohike
Jun 2012
#25
My grandmother called the kneading cats do "making butter". My other grandmother used to
applegrove
Jun 2012
#63
also: "By the Borey-eyed Johnson". (I expect it's of Swedish origin) . . . n/t
annabanana
Jun 2012
#71
My Nana taught me to "swear" when I was 3. Whenever I was upset I was to say,
GreenPartyVoter
Jun 2012
#74
"I was raised in the sticks," then he'd point somewhere. "Act like a monkey!" meaning
Honeycombe8
Jun 2012
#76