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305. "No one in this world, so far as I know ...

Mon Nov 18, 2019, 08:40 PM

Nov 2019

has ever lost money by underestimating the intelligence of the great masses of the American people."

Famous in his time.

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Post a quote from someone famous & see if anyone knows who said it without using Google [View all] red dog 1 Apr 2019 OP

Democrats are like herding cats (meaning independent.) patricia92243 Apr 2019 #1

It is not truth that matters but victory FM123 Apr 2019 #2

Shitler? red dog 1 Apr 2019 #3

Yes, Hitler. I always thought it was Trump who said this, it sounds like something he'd say. FM123 Apr 2019 #4

Trump may be the reincarnation of Hitler. red dog 1 Apr 2019 #5

hello. nt msongs Apr 2019 #6

It is the lack of money that is the root of doc03 Apr 2019 #7

"I like flowers, I also like children, ProudLib72 Apr 2019 #8

W.C. Fields? red dog 1 Jun 2019 #113

Nope. Although roughly the same time. ProudLib72 Jun 2019 #115

Irish comedic actor? red dog 1 Jun 2019 #116

Not actor, but very close ProudLib72 Jun 2019 #117

No, don't give it to me - Let's see if someone else knows who it is (because I don't) red dog 1 Jun 2019 #118

You were exceptionally close when you said "actor", but he wasn't an actor ProudLib72 Jun 2019 #119

George Bernard Shaw? rsdsharp Jul 2019 #155

DING DING DING! We have a winner! ProudLib72 Jul 2019 #161

"Love Yourself First and everything else falls in line." (Yes a change was made on 5/19/19) Stuart G Apr 2019 #9

Leo Buscaglia? red dog 1 Apr 2019 #13

Actually, It was Lucille Ball, great actress/comedian who said this. Stuart G May 2019 #64

Vita-meata-vegamin! leftieNanner Jul 2019 #176

"Universal education is the most corroding and disintegrating poison red dog 1 Apr 2019 #10

"Mick used to get jealous of my male friends" red dog 1 Apr 2019 #11

Jerry Hall? TexasBushwhacker Apr 2019 #18

Marianne Faithful? catrose Dec 2019 #326

Actually, I think it was Keith Richards red dog 1 Dec 2019 #342

"In America, anyone can become president..That's the problem." red dog 1 Apr 2019 #12

George yesphan May 2019 #52

You are red dog 1 May 2019 #53

"I gave up drinking booze when my liver started showing up on red dog 1 Apr 2019 #14

That's Comedy writer Pat McCormick. Wolf Frankula Apr 2019 #17

You got it! red dog 1 Apr 2019 #22

Message auto-removed Name removed Apr 2019 #15

"Everyone talks about rock these days; the problem is they red dog 1 Apr 2019 #16

Keef! nt Codeine Apr 2019 #24

I think you're right red dog 1 Jan 2020 #384

This message was self-deleted by its author TexasBushwhacker Apr 2019 #19

Never drink if you've got a job of work to do. Wolf Frankula Apr 2019 #20

Since nobody bothered Wolf Frankula May 2019 #76

"I'd like to see Paris before I die...Philadelphia will do" red dog 1 Apr 2019 #21

Message auto-removed Name removed Apr 2019 #23

"I grow old, I grow old.... zanana1 Apr 2019 #25

T.S. Eliot Brainstormy Jul 2019 #153

I don't drink water... The Figment Apr 2019 #26

W.C. Fields red dog 1 Apr 2019 #27

I thought it was "fish fuck in it". n/m El Supremo Dec 2019 #352

You may be right! red dog 1 Jan 2020 #386

My hero as I became older was the great Leo Fender because he made one of the first guitars.... Brother Buzz Apr 2019 #28

John McFee? red dog 1 Apr 2019 #30

No, but other musicians from Clover played with him, too Brother Buzz Apr 2019 #31

Elvis Costello? muntrv Jan 2020 #378

No, but Clover backed Elvis Costello's 1977 debut album Brother Buzz Jan 2020 #380

"I always imagine that if I met Dr. Seuss, he would be very similar red dog 1 Apr 2019 #29

"Mustard's no good without roast beef" red dog 1 Apr 2019 #32

Chico Marx surrealAmerican May 2019 #41

I'm not sure either, but it was Chico red dog 1 May 2019 #42

"As I tell my grandchildren Wolf Frankula Apr 2019 #33

Since nobody bothered Wolf Frankula May 2019 #77

"God is in my head, but the devil is in my pants" red dog 1 Apr 2019 #34

"All humor is rooted in pain" red dog 1 Apr 2019 #35

Robin Williams? lapfog_1 Jul 2019 #152

Nope red dog 1 Jul 2019 #172

"I am fairly out, and you are fairly in" red dog 1 Apr 2019 #36

"Magic is what we do, music is how we do it" red dog 1 Apr 2019 #37

I know that one. It's Jerry. kas125 Nov 2019 #280

Jerry Garcia is correct! red dog 1 Nov 2019 #290

"Human rights is the soul of our foreign policy, because human rights is the very soul of our sense red dog 1 Apr 2019 #38

jimmy carter. rampartc Jun 2019 #102

Yes, and he was "a man ahead of his time" red dog 1 Jun 2019 #108

jimmy carter is a hero of mine as well rampartc Jun 2019 #111

and don't forget, Reagan beat Carter in 1980 via criminal acts committed by Wm. Casey et. al. red dog 1 Jun 2019 #120

Donald Gregg was the White House CIA officer who stole President Carter's debate briefing papers red dog 1 Jun 2019 #123

reagan had a friendly press as well rampartc Jun 2019 #124

I agree! red dog 1 Jun 2019 #125

"If the people cannot trust their government to do the job for which it exists - to protect them red dog 1 Apr 2019 #39

"What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight red dog 1 May 2019 #40

Micheal Vick? n/t zackymilly Aug 2019 #194

That son-of-a-bitch! red dog 1 Aug 2019 #196

He was a sick sadist. The good news is that quite a few of those poor dogs were rehabilitated. emmaverybo Nov 2019 #279

Dwight Eisenhower? Wolf Frankula Aug 2019 #210

You got it, Wolf! red dog 1 Aug 2019 #218

Archie Griffin? muntrv Jan 2020 #376

No, it was Ike. red dog 1 Jan 2020 #387

"I will make SO MANY of the jobs" red dog 1 May 2019 #43

Donald Trump? subterranean Jul 2019 #157

tRump it is! red dog 1 Jul 2019 #171

"Richard Nixon is a no good, lying bastard...He can lie out of both sides of his mouth at the same red dog 1 May 2019 #44

Truman...? First Speaker May 2019 #57

You got it! red dog 1 May 2019 #60

"Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things" red dog 1 May 2019 #45

That was George Carlin Generic Brad Jun 2019 #110

Yes it was. red dog 1 Jun 2019 #114

"Donald Trump has had several foreign wives..It turns out there really are jobs Americans won't do" red dog 1 May 2019 #46

Mittens Romney said that! Vinnie From Indy Jan 2020 #399

"Only if you have been in the deepest valley, can you ever know how magnificent it is to be on red dog 1 May 2019 #47

"Love what you are doing because that's the only way you'll ever be really good at it" red dog 1 May 2019 #48

"Unless both sides win, no agreement can be permanent" red dog 1 May 2019 #49

"Bicycles are almost as good as guitars for meeting girls" red dog 1 May 2019 #50

"I don't know, I never smoked AstroTurf." VMA131Marine May 2019 #51

Guessing... Bill Lee? n/t Harker May 2019 #58

Nope! VMA131Marine May 2019 #59

Ow. Harker May 2019 #62

Bill Lee? n/t Harker Nov 2019 #317

"I don't tan, I stroke!" red dog 1 May 2019 #54

Woody Allen ? nt eppur_se_muova Aug 2019 #206

Who else? red dog 1 Aug 2019 #217

I also like Conan O'Brien's "my people don't tan, we implode". eppur_se_muova Aug 2019 #219

"Leadership and learning are indispensable to each other" red dog 1 May 2019 #55

"The lion and the calf shall lie down together, but the calf won't get much sleep" red dog 1 May 2019 #56

Woody Allen NoPasaran May 2019 #81

Yes! red dog 1 May 2019 #87

"Democratic socialism means that we must create an economy that works for all, not just the red dog 1 May 2019 #61

"Republicans can only steal elections that are close..Barack Obama proved that in 2008 & 2012" red dog 1 May 2019 #63

"The American people need to know if their president is a crook" red dog 1 May 2019 #65

Richard Nixon Wolf Frankula May 2019 #75

You got it, Wolf! red dog 1 May 2019 #86

"The only thing we have to fear, is fear itself." red dog 1 May 2019 #66

FDR subterranean Jul 2019 #158

Correct! red dog 1 Jul 2019 #169

'Rock and Roll is here to stay" red dog 1 May 2019 #67

"I never wrote a political song" red dog 1 May 2019 #68

Bob Dylan Wolf Frankula May 2019 #74

You got it! red dog 1 May 2019 #78

"People tell me there a lot of guys like me, which doesn't explain why I'm lonely" red dog 1 May 2019 #69

This message was self-deleted by its author Wolf Frankula May 2019 #73

"Anyone who uses more than two chords is just showing off" red dog 1 May 2019 #70

"I spent my last year of high school in Latin America, and there's a edge of salsa under all my red dog 1 May 2019 #71

"A man without a vote is a man without protection." red dog 1 May 2019 #72

"I wanted to be a brain surgeon, but I had a habit of dropping things" red dog 1 May 2019 #79

"Take it easy, but take it!" red dog 1 May 2019 #80

Pete Seegar NoPasaran May 2019 #82

Oh, you're so close. red dog 1 May 2019 #83

Earl Bailey brokephibroke Feb 2020 #429

"It's better to burn out than fade away" red dog 1 May 2019 #84

This message was self-deleted by its author kas125 Nov 2019 #281

Neil Young brokephibroke Feb 2020 #430

"I think it's better to feel good than to look good" red dog 1 May 2019 #85

"You can't have a light without a dark to stick it in" red dog 1 Jun 2019 #88

"Great is the guilt of an unnecessary war" red dog 1 Jun 2019 #89

"Buck up or stay in the truck" red dog 1 Jun 2019 #90

"When we make college more affordable, we make the American dream more achievable" red dog 1 Jun 2019 #91

"History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid" red dog 1 Jun 2019 #92

"When you enter a room, you have to kiss his ring...I don't mind, but he has it in his back pocket" red dog 1 Jun 2019 #93

Rickles on Sinatra? Harker Jan 2020 #394

"I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing" red dog 1 Jun 2019 #94

"Life is what happens when you are busy making other plans" red dog 1 Jun 2019 #95

John Lennon Wolf Frankula Jun 2019 #121

You got it! red dog 1 Jun 2019 #122

"A good education is a foundation for a better future" red dog 1 Jun 2019 #96

God, I hate that woman Generic Brad Jun 2019 #97

Walter Matthau? red dog 1 Jun 2019 #107

OMG! You nailed it!! Generic Brad Jun 2019 #109

It wasn't a guess. red dog 1 Jun 2019 #112

"I am not a crook!" red dog 1 Jun 2019 #98

Richard Nixon. Wolf Frankula Jun 2019 #100

Tricky Dick it is/was red dog 1 Jun 2019 #106

"It's really great to be here tonight...As I look out at the audience I see Courtney Love is here.. red dog 1 Jun 2019 #99

This one is important to me. I learned it young and it sits above my desk tymorial Jun 2019 #101

John Quincy Adams...? First Speaker Aug 2019 #211

William Henry Seward tymorial Aug 2019 #212

What, me worry? randr Jun 2019 #103

Alfred E. Neuman red dog 1 Jun 2019 #104

"Remember, it's better to be a has-been than a never-was" red dog 1 Jun 2019 #105

"God bless the potholes on Memory Lane" red dog 1 Jun 2019 #126

"History doesn't long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or timid" red dog 1 Jun 2019 #127

"I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women..The other half I wasted." red dog 1 Jun 2019 #128

That's paraphrased George Best. blm Dec 2019 #328

Well, that's not the person I was looking for red dog 1 Dec 2019 #338

Heh, well whoever said that was paraphrasing George Best. blm Dec 2019 #340

You mean George said it Best? red dog 1 Jan 2020 #383

Haha blm Jan 2020 #385

"I don't work at being ordinary" red dog 1 Jun 2019 #129

"I don't want your hope..I don't want you to be hopeful..I want you to panic.....and act as if red dog 1 Jun 2019 #130

Greta blm Dec 2019 #329

Greta Thunberg is correct! red dog 1 Dec 2019 #336

"Miami Beach is where neon goes to die" red dog 1 Jun 2019 #131

"Why is it that bums seem to always have a full head of hair?" red dog 1 Jun 2019 #132

"Communism is like one big phone company" red dog 1 Jun 2019 #133

"I hate small towns, because once you've seen the cannon in the park there's nothing else to do" red dog 1 Jul 2019 #134

"The only difference between the sane and the insane is that the sane have the power to red dog 1 Jul 2019 #135

"Just 'cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town." red dog 1 Jul 2019 #136

"Getting older is no problem...You just have to live long enough." red dog 1 Jul 2019 #137

"America didn't invent human rights; human rights invented America" red dog 1 Jul 2019 #138

Margaret Thatcher Collimator Nov 2019 #274

Nope, it wasn't Margaret Thatcher. red dog 1 Nov 2019 #285

Hmm. . . Collimator Nov 2019 #286

Of course you're welcome to look it up red dog 1 Nov 2019 #288

"I believe that a child going without an education is a crime" red dog 1 Jul 2019 #139

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. ailsagirl Jul 2019 #140

Gloria Steinheim Brainstormy Jul 2019 #154

Yep! ailsagirl Jul 2019 #173

"I know I'm getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators" red dog 1 Jul 2019 #141

"The only true anonymous donor is the guy who knocks up your daughter" red dog 1 Jul 2019 #142

"When a truth is not given complete freedom, freedom is not complete." red dog 1 Jul 2019 #143

"The Army teaches boys to think like men" red dog 1 Jul 2019 #144

"Sometimes the only realists are the dreamers" red dog 1 Jul 2019 #145

Was it Paul Wellstone? subterranean Jul 2019 #160

Yes it was. red dog 1 Jul 2019 #168

"Bipartisanship helps to avoid extremes and imbalances...It causes compromises and accommodations. red dog 1 Jul 2019 #146

"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups." red dog 1 Jul 2019 #147

"The planet is fine..The people are fucked." red dog 1 Jul 2019 #148

That was the great George Carlin. subterranean Jul 2019 #159

He was great! red dog 1 Jul 2019 #167

"People can be ignorant and still have loving, human qualities" red dog 1 Jul 2019 #149

"To disagree, one does not have to be disagreeable." red dog 1 Jul 2019 #150

"Pull the string, and it will follow wherever you wish. Push it, and it will go nowhere at all." WheelWalker Jul 2019 #151

"In a crisis, don't hide behind anything or anybody. They're going to find you anyway." stonecutter357 Jul 2019 #156

Person #1"If you were my husband i would poison your tea" Person#2 "If i were your husband applegrove Jul 2019 #162

Lady Astor & Winston Churchill? catrose Jul 2019 #177

Yes. applegrove Jul 2019 #178

I have been thinking, good people, I would make a proposition to the Republicans..... Brother Buzz Jul 2019 #163

Adlai Stevenson jmowreader Jul 2019 #164

Indeed, but curiously, a lot of people want to attribute it to Harry Truman Brother Buzz Jul 2019 #165

"Stated to me for a fact. I only tell it as I got it. I am willing to believe it. .... Brother Buzz Jul 2019 #166

"This is America, not a banana republic" red dog 1 Jul 2019 #170

"Remember, sex is like a Chinese dinner..It ain't over 'til you both get your cookie" red dog 1 Jul 2019 #174

"You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is" red dog 1 Jul 2019 #175

"The true sign of intelligence is not knowledge but imagination" red dog 1 Jul 2019 #179

"Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone." red dog 1 Jul 2019 #180

Rodney Dangerfield ? nt eppur_se_muova Aug 2019 #207

Nope red dog 1 Dec 2019 #341

"Too many people spend money they haven't earned to buy things they don't want to impress red dog 1 Jul 2019 #181

"Humor is a social lubricant that helps us get over some of the bad spots" red dog 1 Jul 2019 #182

"The chords and the truth, that's what a country song is" red dog 1 Jul 2019 #183

"Without Elvis none of us could have made it." red dog 1 Aug 2019 #184

"Some men see things as they are, and ask why..I dream of things that never were, and ask red dog 1 Aug 2019 #185

Teddy Kennedy. lpbk2713 Aug 2019 #189

Teddy may have repeated that quote after his brother died, but it was RFK's quote red dog 1 Aug 2019 #190

They both said it. Teddy repeated it to honor Bobby. lpbk2713 Aug 2019 #192

"I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women..The other half I wasted." red dog 1 Aug 2019 #186

"A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere" red dog 1 Aug 2019 #187

Groucho Marx. nt eppur_se_muova Aug 2019 #208

Yessiree! red dog 1 Aug 2019 #214

"May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house" red dog 1 Aug 2019 #188

"I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places..He told me to stop going to those places." red dog 1 Aug 2019 #191

Sounds like Rodney Dangerfield. Wolf Frankula Aug 2019 #193

Correctamundo! red dog 1 Aug 2019 #195

"Just got back from a pleasure trip...I took my mother-in-law to the airport" red dog 1 Aug 2019 #197

"You say you love your children above all else and yet you are stealing their future in front of red dog 1 Aug 2019 #198

"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading" red dog 1 Aug 2019 #199

"You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist" red dog 1 Aug 2019 #200

Bishop Desmond Tutu ? nt eppur_se_muova Aug 2019 #209

Nope! red dog 1 Aug 2019 #215

Mahatma Gandhi Collimator Nov 2019 #275

That's the guy! red dog 1 Nov 2019 #289

"...today I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth." pangaia Aug 2019 #201

Lou Gehrig? red dog 1 Aug 2019 #202

Oh, jeeze, THAT was qujick !!!! pangaia Aug 2019 #203

I saw that on a dvd I had watched a few nights earlier. red dog 1 Aug 2019 #213

"Hey, Wilbur, wanna join the 500 feet high club?" jberryhill Aug 2019 #204

"Tennis anyone?" n/t Peregrine Took Aug 2019 #205

"Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time...We are the ones we've red dog 1 Aug 2019 #216

"The '60s are gone, dope will never be as cheap, sex never as free, and the rock & roll red dog 1 Aug 2019 #220

"I was angry with my friend: I told my wrath, my wrath did end....I was angry with my foe, I told red dog 1 Aug 2019 #221

"I don't like to watch my own movies...I fall asleep in my own movies." red dog 1 Aug 2019 #222

"Your dog thinks you're a god...Your cat thinks the dog's an asshole." red dog 1 Aug 2019 #223

"Every moment is a fresh beginning." red dog 1 Aug 2019 #224

I do not admit for instance, that a great wrong has been done to the Red Indians of America The King of Prussia Aug 2019 #225

Winston Churchill? muntrv Jan 2020 #379

"A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water." Clash City Rocker Aug 2019 #226

"The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese." Clash City Rocker Aug 2019 #227

"When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep... Clash City Rocker Aug 2019 #228

Either Tom or Ray Magliozzi? red dog 1 Sep 2019 #229

Much earlier than that Clash City Rocker Sep 2019 #231

I think it was Tommy who told that joke one time & claimed that it was his grandfather who was red dog 1 Sep 2019 #232

"If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it." red dog 1 Sep 2019 #230

"I have measured out my life with coffee spoons" red dog 1 Sep 2019 #233

"In the province of the mind, what one believes to be true is true or becomes true." red dog 1 Sep 2019 #234

"Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and stays there" red dog 1 Sep 2019 #235

"What one man calls God, another man calls the laws of physics." red dog 1 Sep 2019 #236

"I didn't have the sniffles, it was a bad mic" red dog 1 Sep 2019 #237

"Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see." red dog 1 Sep 2019 #238

"There's no shame in failing..The only shame is not giving things your best shot." red dog 1 Sep 2019 #239

"Fear not the path of truth for the lack of people walking on it." red dog 1 Sep 2019 #240

"I can tell you that I'd rather be kissed by my dogs than by some people I've known." red dog 1 Sep 2019 #241

"The liar's punishment is not in the least that he is not believed, but that he cannot believe red dog 1 Sep 2019 #242

"You lied to us..You gave us false hope..You told us that the future was something to look red dog 1 Sep 2019 #243

"You must never be fearful about what you are doing when it is right." red dog 1 Sep 2019 #244

"Miami Beach is where neon goes to die" red dog 1 Sep 2019 #245

"I didn't have the sniffles, it was a bad mic" red dog 1 Sep 2019 #246

"There are worse things in life than death...Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance red dog 1 Sep 2019 #247

"We must learn to live together as brothers, or perish together as fools." red dog 1 Sep 2019 #248

"To succeed, you need something to find something to hold on to...Something to motivate you... red dog 1 Sep 2019 #249

"There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the Moon howls" red dog 1 Oct 2019 #250

"You know an odd feeling?..Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar!" red dog 1 Oct 2019 #251

"Humor is a social lubricant that helps us get over some of the bad spots" red dog 1 Oct 2019 #252

"It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it red dog 1 Oct 2019 #253

"It's Deja vu all over again" red dog 1 Oct 2019 #254

Yogi Berra? MatthewHatesTrump2 Oct 2019 #265

Yep! red dog 1 Nov 2019 #284

The ignorance of one voter in a democracy impairs the security of all. Fla Dem Oct 2019 #255

Is your quote at the top something Keith Richards said? MatthewHatesTrump2 Oct 2019 #256

Yes it is! red dog 1 Oct 2019 #258

"A truth that's told with bad intent..Beats all the lies you can invent" red dog 1 Oct 2019 #257

"The imagination is not a state: it is the human existence itself." red dog 1 Oct 2019 #259

"I never got laid because people don't think that poets fuck!" red dog 1 Oct 2019 #260

Patti Smith? MatthewHatesTrump2 Oct 2019 #264

"The purpose of life is to contribute in some way to making things better." red dog 1 Oct 2019 #261

"You never monkey with the truth." red dog 1 Oct 2019 #262

"To be true to ourselves, we must be true to others." red dog 1 Oct 2019 #263

"The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing..If you can fake that, you've got it made" red dog 1 Oct 2019 #266

"My family comes first. That's what makes me different from other guys." red dog 1 Oct 2019 #267

Bobby Darin? MatthewHatesTrump2 Nov 2019 #287

You got it! red dog 1 Dec 2019 #337

"I wasn't kissing her. I was whispering in her mouth." red dog 1 Oct 2019 #268

Chico Marx? MatthewHatesTrump2 Nov 2019 #269

Correctamundo! red dog 1 Nov 2019 #271

"Fuck the poor!" red dog 1 Nov 2019 #270

Richard Nixon? MatthewHatesTrump2 Nov 2019 #273

You got it! red dog 1 Nov 2019 #282

This message was self-deleted by its author red dog 1 Nov 2019 #283

"When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the losers" red dog 1 Nov 2019 #272

"I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered." Skittles Nov 2019 #276

George Best blm Dec 2019 #331

all the young gals crushed on him back in the day Skittles Dec 2019 #332

I spent some time with him in LA during World Cup blm Dec 2019 #333

WOW! It's a small world. Skittles Dec 2019 #334

"I may be wonderful but I think you're wrong" TlalocW Nov 2019 #277

"Three things that cannot remain long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth." catbyte Nov 2019 #278

"The fear of death follows from the fear of life...A man who lives fully is prepared MatthewHatesTrump2 Nov 2019 #291

"Weather forecast for tonight: Dark" MatthewHatesTrump2 Nov 2019 #292

That has to be a George Carlin line red dog 1 Nov 2019 #294

Yes! MatthewHatesTrump2 Nov 2019 #298

"The reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live!" red dog 1 Nov 2019 #293

Is that George Carlin too? MatthewHatesTrump2 Nov 2019 #296

This message was self-deleted by its author MatthewHatesTrump2 Nov 2019 #299

I think so. red dog 1 Jan 2020 #382

"Have you ever noticed that anyone driving slower than you is an idiot, red dog 1 Nov 2019 #295

Carlin. n/t Harker Nov 2019 #318

Yep! red dog 1 Nov 2019 #323

"The love of liberty is a common blood that flows in our American veins." MatthewHatesTrump2 Nov 2019 #297

"Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water" MatthewHatesTrump2 Nov 2019 #300

"Yes." nt tblue37 Nov 2019 #301

"Ah, the patter of little feet around the house...There's nothing like having a midget for a butler" MatthewHatesTrump2 Nov 2019 #302

The West is the best. aikoaiko Nov 2019 #303

... just get here and we'll Harker Nov 2019 #316

Well done. aikoaiko Nov 2019 #319

After his death I received a postcard with a picture Harker Nov 2019 #320

Outstanding. aikoaiko Nov 2019 #321

"I want a concrete plan, not just nice words" red dog 1 Nov 2019 #304

"No one in this world, so far as I know ... trof Nov 2019 #305

H.L. Mencken Wolf Frankula Dec 2019 #330

"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas.. MatthewHatesTrump2 Nov 2019 #306

That's Groucho... n/t Harker Nov 2019 #315

This message was self-deleted by its author red dog 1 Dec 2019 #335

"I really hate to write." MatthewHatesTrump2 Nov 2019 #307

"School strike week 43. And even though summer holidays are here and school is over, red dog 1 Nov 2019 #308

"People say I am ruthless..I am not ruthless. red dog 1 Nov 2019 #309

"Do not judge me by my successes, judge me by how many times I fell down red dog 1 Nov 2019 #310

"It's a folk singer's job to comfort disturbed people and to disturb comfortable people" red dog 1 Nov 2019 #311

"There are worse things in life than death... red dog 1 Nov 2019 #312

"Everyone in this world is somehow connected, So why not just be nice to everybody?" MatthewHatesTrump2 Nov 2019 #313

"Just 'cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town." red dog 1 Nov 2019 #314

"If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it." red dog 1 Nov 2019 #322

"Women like me aren't supposed to run for office." red dog 1 Nov 2019 #324

"Life is what happens when you are busy making other plans" red dog 1 Dec 2019 #325

"Representation of the world, ariadne0614 Dec 2019 #327

"The past is never dead; it's not even past." red dog 1 Dec 2019 #339

"I don't have to go on a tour to find out what's happening in middle America..I just go to Target." MatthewHatesTrump2 Dec 2019 #343

"Hearts become detached as easily as they are broken." red dog 1 Dec 2019 #344

"Education is like the passport to the future, for tomorrow belongs to those red dog 1 Dec 2019 #345

"Some people feel the rain, others just get wet." red dog 1 Dec 2019 #346

"If life was fair, Elvis would still be alive and all the impersonators would be dead." red dog 1 Dec 2019 #347

"Be bold and mighty forces will come to your aid." red dog 1 Dec 2019 #348

"You're only given a little spark of madness..You mustn't lose it." MatthewHatesTrump2 Dec 2019 #349

"A doctor gave a man six months to live..The man couldn't pay his bill, red dog 1 Dec 2019 #350

I am not a vegetarian for my health. I am a vegetarian for the health of the chickens mucifer Dec 2019 #351

"I'll strip the bark off that little bastard and make Willie Horton his running mate." getagrip_already Dec 2019 #353

"Room Service is great, if you want to pay $500 for a club sandwich." MatthewHatesTrump2 Dec 2019 #354

"When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them." red dog 1 Dec 2019 #355

"I was so ugly my mother used to feed me with a slingshot!" red dog 1 Dec 2019 #356

"It's unbelievable how much you don't know about the game you've been red dog 1 Dec 2019 #357

"I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game 'Monopoly'." MatthewHatesTrump2 Dec 2019 #358

"Have you noticed there aren't a lot of Chinese guys named Rusty?" MatthewHatesTrump2 Dec 2019 #359

"We're more effective than birth control pills!" red dog 1 Dec 2019 #360

"My father gave me a small loan of a million dollars." MatthewHatesTrump2 Dec 2019 #361

Trump brokephibroke Feb 2020 #428

"Creative comedy is like growing geraniums in a mine field." red dog 1 Dec 2019 #362

"No man for any considerable period can wear one face for himself and another red dog 1 Dec 2019 #363

"Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have red dog 1 Dec 2019 #364

"Fish and guests start to stink after three days!" red dog 1 Dec 2019 #365

Mencken? LisaM Jan 2020 #402

"Be bold and mighty forces will come to your aid." red dog 1 Dec 2019 #366

"Thomas Jefferson survives." red dog 1 Dec 2019 #367

John Adams. Harker Jan 2020 #390

You're right, Jefferson didn't survive long after that remark, did he? MatthewHatesTrump2 Jan 2020 #397

Right. Harker Jan 2020 #398

"All thirteen clocks must strike at the same time!" red dog 1 Dec 2019 #368

"I'm not against profanity..It's an important part of the language when used properly" red dog 1 Dec 2019 #369

"Freedom is something that dies unless it's used." Ahpook Dec 2019 #370

"I hate war only as a soldier who has lived it can, only as one who has seen it's brutality, MatthewHatesTrump2 Dec 2019 #371

Might that be Gen. Smedley Butler? Harker Jan 2020 #391

"I am not fit for this office and should never have been here." MatthewHatesTrump2 Jan 2020 #372

Warren G. Harding? Wolf Frankula Jan 2020 #375

Warren G. Harding it is. MatthewHatesTrump2 Jan 2020 #396

"We're all just walking each other home." red dog 1 Jan 2020 #373

"Qui me amat, amet et canem meum" red dog 1 Jan 2020 #374

"I've got blisters on my fingers".. LakeArenal Jan 2020 #377

George Harrison. Harker Jan 2020 #389

Yep! LakeArenal Jan 2020 #392

"Every dog must have his day." red dog 1 Jan 2020 #381

"No matter how little money and how few possessions you own, red dog 1 Jan 2020 #388

Don't know who said it but, very true. LakeArenal Jan 2020 #393

+1 MatthewHatesTrump2 Jan 2020 #395

"All knowledge, the totality of all questions and all answers red dog 1 Jan 2020 #400

"I drink to make other people interesting". LisaM Jan 2020 #401

"Want to get to the front page of the paper?..I have to make some viscous attack..I won't do that! MatthewHatesTrump2 Jan 2020 #403

"An onion can make people cry, but there's never been a vegetable red dog 1 Jan 2020 #404

"The glow of one warm thought is to me worth more than money." MatthewHatesTrump2 Jan 2020 #405

"Victory has a thousand fathers, but defeat is an orphan." red dog 1 Jan 2020 #406

"Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process red dog 1 Jan 2020 #407

"Everyone carries around his own monsters." MatthewHatesTrump2 Jan 2020 #408

"Gags die, humor doesn't." MatthewHatesTrump2 Jan 2020 #409

This message was self-deleted by its author red dog 1 Jan 2020 #410

"We have all known the long loneliness, and we have found that red dog 1 Jan 2020 #411

"If presidents can't do it to their wives, they do it to their country." MatthewHatesTrump2 Jan 2020 #412

"Every act of faith increases faith." red dog 1 Jan 2020 #413

"I remember when I got a part in Seinfeld..It was like an out-of-body experience." red dog 1 Jan 2020 #414

"The road to tyranny, we must never forget, begins with the destruction of the truth." MatthewHatesTrump2 Jan 2020 #415

"There is no greater agony than bearing an untold story inside you." red dog 1 Jan 2020 #416

"Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored red dog 1 Jan 2020 #417

"Do what you have to do until you can do what you want to do." red dog 1 Jan 2020 #418

"This and no other is the root from which a tyrant springs; red dog 1 Jan 2020 #419

"Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? red dog 1 Jan 2020 #420

"The sapphire was originally owned by a sultan who died under mysterious red dog 1 Jan 2020 #421

"It's a folk singer's job to comfort disturbed people and to disturb comfortable people" red dog 1 Jan 2020 #422

"Any fool can make something complicated - It takes a genius to make it simple." red dog 1 Jan 2020 #423

"Make yourself familiar with the angels, and behold them frequently in spirit, red dog 1 Feb 2020 #424

"Half of baseball is 90 percent mental, the other half is physical" red dog 1 Feb 2020 #425

Yogi Berra. brokephibroke Feb 2020 #427

Of course! red dog 1 Feb 2020 #432

"Was it over when the Germans attacked Pearl Harbor?" brokephibroke Feb 2020 #426

John Belushi in Animal House red dog 1 Feb 2020 #431

Bluto Blutarsky brokephibroke Feb 2020 #433

What was his grade point average (GPA)? red dog 1 Feb 2020 #434

Zero.zero? brokephibroke Feb 2020 #435

Yeah, I think so....0.00 red dog 1 Feb 2020 #436

"Repetition does not transform a lie into a truth." red dog 1 Feb 2020 #437