Just woke up and this news just invites the snarky.
Almost expect a video game sim to come out soon:
Advanced Senator Sim with (R) (I) and (D) DLCs available!
Latest DLC: A Mitch with improved attitude sliders so players if they choose can possibly see what our lives might be like without his obstruction, and now self-destruct random mode so occasionally he will be replaced with 1 of 5 random made up assholes, including get this, if you buy within 666 secs and swear you're (R) at our agents at 1-800-I-WANT-ASS! then that elusive WORSE than McConnell replacement, named Blackface Shitler will be your special #2.
New DLC for Diaper Deathmatch coming SOONish!
Batteries are not included and proprietary so expect to pay those very low and fair government prices!
Small discount for orange men with small hands and debatable teleprompter reading skills.
Transparency mode sold separately for modest sum of your soul and intellect.
*Game currently broken in its current state, but the devs are not to be held to account even though this is their mess and the lame excuses and finger pointing are at nearly above whisper threat levels!
*May contain malware, viruses, dialog that misrepresents the truth (aka lie mode), and/or generic bad vibes and possible feelings of woe.
*Warning playing Advanced Senator Sim maybe hazardous to your health and the state of California warns that it can lead to pleasure, dancing and a bad attitude in the presence of politicians who have forgotten who they serve?
Current expected release date is 1/21/21 and version 2.0 expected a week later with all new patches, and rumor of a playable Kellyanne and noose mini-games!
Act now for FREE BONUS of 1 pose "Pence" action figures that didn't sell during the discounted dump off of last weeks failed Advanced V.P. Sim.
Please add your requests in replies, the world is watching!
Yours truly,
Spike "Down With O.P.P." Nothingberger
Lead Dev, Orange Rapists United LLC, pronounced RAP-ists!
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That game might do well in this climate?
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