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Dave Starsky

(5,914 posts)
9. I had a couple of friends who were missionaries.
Sat Dec 16, 2017, 10:23 AM
Dec 2017

They needn't have bothered taking those calendars out of the shrink wrap.

Sounds like being a Mormon leads to mental illness Augiedog Dec 2017 #1
In many ways, being a Mormon is somewhat similar to being a Scientologist... Raster Dec 2017 #8
Only after a night of heavy drinking! Chasstev365 Dec 2017 #2
More crazy sh't. democratisphere Dec 2017 #3
I know this is anecdotal... Dave Starsky Dec 2017 #4
At least it was sex with someone you loved Bob Loblaw Dec 2017 #7
Mormon missionaries (the boys) typically keep "personal" calendars... Raster Dec 2017 #5
I had a couple of friends who were missionaries. Dave Starsky Dec 2017 #9
I'm sure. Young men masturbate. Adherence by guilt reinforcement is a built-in feature. Raster Dec 2017 #12
Plus magic underwear really gets the juices flowing. TheCowsCameHome Dec 2017 #6
Emission Accomplished! Liberalagogo Dec 2017 #10
Is anyone else hearing the Mormon song from South Park in their heads. nycbos Dec 2017 #11
Far be it from me to leap in to protect my ex church BlueIdaho Dec 2017 #13
What a bunch of sick, disgusting prudes... Aristus Dec 2017 #14
They also believe KentuckyWoman Dec 2017 #15
Roy Mooreman! Chipper Chat Dec 2017 #18
If this is true, I should be gay. Doodley Dec 2017 #16
I should be as well. REALLY gay. 7962 Dec 2017 #17
By the time I was 15... Dave Starsky Dec 2017 #20
Wow, Ive been gay since I was 14 and didnt even know it! Canoe52 Dec 2017 #19
Their ignorance is staggering! PragmaticDem Dec 2017 #21
Locking - the hosts don't feel this is breaking "important news of national interest" muriel_volestrangler Dec 2017 #22
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