Trump Now Says U.S. Military 'Should Never Ever Have Left' Iraq

[jmowreader]

10. Great, Donald...

I have a cute idea: if The Donald really wants to re-invade Iraq, let's throw it to a vote in Congress under the following conditions:

Condition 1: taxes will be increased to pay for the war
Condition 2: the pay of every Congressman will be reduced to that of a randomly selected Army colonel
Condition 3: Trump's pay will be reduced to that of the 45th troop to walk through the gate of a randomly-selected motor pool on Fort Hood, Texas, the morning of Monday, April 10. Further, the unit who owns the motor pool will be informed they're the one three weeks out so they can find a soldier who's willing to be temporarily busted to Private E-1 long enough to be the 45th man through the motor pool gate on April 10.
Condition 4, and this is most important: Every Member of Congress who votes for the war, every member of Trump's administration, and Trump himself will submit the names of every member of his or her family who are between the ages of 17 and 45. All those people will be immediately conscripted into the Army as privates and will be sent to the war zone.