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A Heisenberg joke(the physicist) [View all] Are_grits_groceries Dec 2014 OP
I chortled. nt Nuclear Unicorn Dec 2014 #1
Thank you! GoneOffShore Dec 2014 #2
Nice. Warren DeMontague Dec 2014 #3
I heard it: Kelvin Mace Dec 2014 #4
Fractal joke: Nye Bevan Dec 2014 #5
Another Ha! nt Are_grits_groceries Dec 2014 #6
very good! I guess I should reiterate....(ad infinitum?) Bill USA Dec 2014 #8
Yes! Nye Bevan Dec 2014 #17
Wow!! ...Mind Blowing!!! Bill USA Dec 2014 #22
what you should never say to Benoit Mandelbrot, when he was alive: "Can you elaborate on that?" Bill USA Dec 2014 #23
Good one! nt MannyGoldstein Dec 2014 #7
teehee Solly Mack Dec 2014 #9
I admit it; I had to look it up;also, Heisenberg & Schrodinger get pulled over. Divernan Dec 2014 #10
That deserves a Pinkie Pie Rimshot. hifiguy Dec 2014 #12
I'll be here all week; remember to tip your servers! Divernan Dec 2014 #13
If Heisenberg and Schrodinger were traveling together that would be a hoot. Great joke. yellowcanine Dec 2014 #28
Lol I love that joke TxDemChem Dec 2014 #11
Philosopher joke: pinboy3niner Dec 2014 #14
Too much physics killed this joke for me, alas. Donald Ian Rankin Dec 2014 #15
"Do you know how fast you're going?" pokerfan Dec 2014 #16
That's just inserting Yogi Berra, needlessly, into this. nt msanthrope Dec 2014 #18
'Do you know how fast you were going? " pokerfan Dec 2014 #19
And the Zen cop sez-- eridani Dec 2014 #20
Good joke - I tried it on the kids bhikkhu Dec 2014 #21
or ... Heisenberg: "Yes, but in what direction, officer?" Bill USA Dec 2014 #24
Oh the physicist, I thought you meant the brand of hot dogs. Rex Dec 2014 #25
Are you certain this is a joke? n/t PoliticAverse Dec 2014 #26
you clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in. unblock Dec 2014 #27
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