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seabeyond

(110,159 posts) Sun Oct 5, 2014, 11:04 AM Oct 2014

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"if i were a woman over 50" [View all]

women parts merely disappear after 50. who knew?

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"if i were a woman over 50" [View all] seabeyond Oct 2014 OP

If he was a Republican congressman he wouldn't need a brain...as he proves. Tierra_y_Libertad Oct 2014 #1

Anyone this stupid should not be in a position of power. The Wielding Truth Oct 2014 #141

Dammit! Kber Oct 2014 #2

me too Liberal_in_LA Oct 2014 #8

they must really, really hate their mothers. what a pathetic half a man roguevalley Oct 2014 #49

And their wives and their girlfriends and their daughters Warpy Oct 2014 #109

Omg cwydro Oct 2014 #3

This infuriates me. Skidmore Oct 2014 #4

All I could picture is a guy who flees from any talk involving "the plumbing" JHB Oct 2014 #14

Your assumption is...... mrmpa Oct 2014 #45

Not an assumption...he is married. Skidmore Oct 2014 #50

Wow, I'd forgotten Martha Mitchell! Didn't her husband actully try to get her committed? maddiemom Oct 2014 #79

Yep. But he wound up in the slammer hifiguy Oct 2014 #106

Yes, he did try to get her committed. Skidmore Oct 2014 #119

What a astoundingly silly and stupid man./NT DemocratSinceBirth Oct 2014 #5

If he were a woman over 50 it's rather unlikely he'd be in Congress. librechik Oct 2014 #6

oops! Typo in the OP. Correct version is: Rep. Hugh Dumbfuck (R-Neander Valley)... JHB Oct 2014 #7

:-) etherealtruth Oct 2014 #9

dumbfuck. that is what i reduced it to, when i first saw on fb. and ... seabeyond Oct 2014 #18

I know. When "dumbass" just doesn't cover the magnitude, what have you got left? JHB Oct 2014 #28

correct. nt seabeyond Oct 2014 #30

DUzy shenmue Oct 2014 #43

Now, this response really pisses me off. Jackpine Radical Oct 2014 #81

+1. ikr nt seabeyond Oct 2014 #85

Thank you Kalidurga Oct 2014 #88

Actually, you can find that out via genetic testing. Jackpine Radical Oct 2014 #92

I was thinking about sending the money to my brother to get tested. Kalidurga Oct 2014 #98

i so want to do this. i keep forgetting. seabeyond Oct 2014 #100

but you, you fucking moron, need a brain. holy shit. how does someone this stupid.... cali Oct 2014 #10

He's an idiot. locdlib Oct 2014 #11

No, it's part of the Republican War on Women®. Enthusiast Oct 2014 #97

Please, tell me there was somebody there to correct him. surrealAmerican Oct 2014 #12

Honest to goddess Le Taz Hot Oct 2014 #13

What you say to it is: "Do you really want this guy making decisions for you?"... JHB Oct 2014 #24

It was actually a rhetorical question. Le Taz Hot Oct 2014 #29

i had a repug woman knock on door yesterday. this was just one example i gave her. she asked... seabeyond Oct 2014 #31

Abso-fucking-lutely! AngryOldDem Oct 2014 #40

she tried for about ten minutes to counter. at about 15, she was accusing of single issue. i told seabeyond Oct 2014 #44

sing it sea! sheshe2 Oct 2014 #125

"Pick any issue"...perfect! n/t DebJ Oct 2014 #139

Right on seabeyond! Nictuku Oct 2014 #47

BAM. Right Here. BlancheSplanchnik Oct 2014 #59

excellent response! spooky3 Oct 2014 #69

How odd. I'm seventy years old now, and I just got my ANNUAL notice from my doctor... CaliforniaPeggy Oct 2014 #15

I am refusing pap smears now. Chemisse Oct 2014 #37

Yes. Unless you have a history of some sort of abnormality, SheilaT Oct 2014 #51

Well I'm not quite that old, but most are caused by HPV. Chemisse Oct 2014 #110

i made a deal w my pcp mopinko Oct 2014 #130

I always have to wonder... AngryOldDem Oct 2014 #154

My Doctors RobinA Oct 2014 #156

i compromised w her for 2 years on the mammo mopinko Oct 2014 #159

That's where I'm at. AngryOldDem Oct 2014 #160

I think you probably Rebl Oct 2014 #123

And then there are those notices for breast examinations. JDPriestly Oct 2014 #61

Migod, Peggy. I didn't realize what an ancient fossil you are. Jackpine Radical Oct 2014 #87

LOL! CaliforniaPeggy Oct 2014 #89

My wife claims I avoided a midlife crisis Jackpine Radical Oct 2014 #93

I like your motto! CaliforniaPeggy Oct 2014 #99

On my tombstone: pink-o Oct 2014 #121

Too bad ...... daleanime Oct 2014 #16

Bwahahaha! narnian60 Oct 2014 #42

My god! Do Republicans get huge bonuses for insulting whole demographics?? eom BlueCaliDem Oct 2014 #17

They get huge boners. For them, it's a bonus. JHB Oct 2014 #26

denigrating women is the only thing that gets it up? hence, the bonus? lol. nt seabeyond Oct 2014 #32

This sums it up YoungDemCA Oct 2014 #80

Actually, that's what they're always trying to do to the 99%: Jackpine Radical Oct 2014 #94

Right, and men over 50 don't need ED pills either. Or prostate exams. valerief Oct 2014 #19

They should probably just get castrated, 'cuz they don't need their junk anymore, right? Arugula Latte Oct 2014 #86

best comment marions ghost Oct 2014 #129

I am feeling a deep affection for you right now. aquart Oct 2014 #140

This, pretty much. nt AverageJoe90 Oct 2014 #91

What an ass. Who votes for assholes like this? CrispyQ Oct 2014 #20

Ignorant Mansplainer Alert Triana Oct 2014 #21

These loons have no ability to learn. MoonRiver Oct 2014 #22

Watta maroon. The Velveteen Ocelot Oct 2014 #23

Some still do. Fawke Em Oct 2014 #53

First of all... WinstonSmith4740 Oct 2014 #25

So, he's ignorant. malthaussen Oct 2014 #27

actually passing laws on a womans body. yes. that is the problem. nt seabeyond Oct 2014 #33

As a woman over 50 nclib Oct 2014 #34

The problem is edhopper Oct 2014 #35

tell that to my gyno asshole! VanillaRhapsody Oct 2014 #36

As far this asshole is concerned, after 49 it's unfuckable so why bother valerief Oct 2014 #48

Well VA_Jill Oct 2014 #60

Badda bing! valerief Oct 2014 #62

Yeah I guess that IS what his wife told HIM after all! VanillaRhapsody Oct 2014 #75

Maybe we will be required mandatory hysterectomy eilen Oct 2014 #68

Yet, these cynical, posturing assholes keep getting elected and re-elected. Feral Child Oct 2014 #38

knuckle dragger heaven05 Oct 2014 #39

Parts... TeeYiYi Oct 2014 #41

I am 50 . . . so citizen blues Oct 2014 #46

How the fuck would he even know? I HATE REPUBLICANS. Rex Oct 2014 #52

an agist AND a misogynist! marym625 Oct 2014 #54

i just shivered at your last paragraph. Le Taz Hot Oct 2014 #132

Yeah. she was none too happy marym625 Oct 2014 #134

Rep. Rothlisberg would be confused by this treestar Oct 2014 #158

How nice. Another old white MAN making pronouncements and decisions about calimary Oct 2014 #55

When are the people of Kansas going to be done with men like this? Is he really so safe in his ancianita Oct 2014 #56

and men don't need urologists after 50 elias7 Oct 2014 #57

He looks like he is over 50. What is he telling us about his sex life? JDPriestly Oct 2014 #58

Dumbo n/t tooeyeten Oct 2014 #63

OP corrected this moran's grammar! ;-) (He's thinking not of health but of fertility, IMO.) WinkyDink Oct 2014 #64

Yet Another Repubican Moron! MineralMan Oct 2014 #65

Another American Taliban Leader, we are wasting our time fighting them over there. whereisjustice Oct 2014 #66

"If I was a woman over 50... Iggo Oct 2014 #67

cute. i like. nt seabeyond Oct 2014 #70

win! :) n/t BlancheSplanchnik Oct 2014 #142

His brain apparently disappeared after 50. n/t Gormy Cuss Oct 2014 #71

No, it didn't. Brigid Oct 2014 #111

When oh when will old or young white men tartan2 Oct 2014 #72

Hear, hear! smirkymonkey Oct 2014 #124

Breathtaking IGNORANCE KauaiK Oct 2014 #73

May all be well for you. No Vested Interest Oct 2014 #83

...... seabeyond Oct 2014 #96

Oh, KauaiK! Brigid Oct 2014 #112

Hugs and support from your cyberfriends. Boomerproud Oct 2014 #116

Teh stupid, it burns! shanti Oct 2014 #74

So then why are men over 50 taking Viagra like Pez? nt SunSeeker Oct 2014 #76

Update: he lost his primary, so he's out anyway JHB Oct 2014 #77

The ass doesn't know the difference LibDemAlways Oct 2014 #78

Unbelievably stupid. ZombieHorde Oct 2014 #82

If I were to give the dumbass the benefit of the slightest doubt... Thor_MN Oct 2014 #84

This fellow is *unbelievably* ignorant. Really, Rep. Lichtenberg? nt AverageJoe90 Oct 2014 #90

"If I was a man over 50, I wouldn't need a boner pill prescription." n/t TygrBright Oct 2014 #95

ya. you are right. i thought it ought to be re worded to match. but basically, seabeyond Oct 2014 #101

All of us under and over 50 need an enema from these ignorant lovemydog Oct 2014 #102

no way. i am not the one constipated. i eat plenty of fiber. do not give me an enema cause others seabeyond Oct 2014 #105

Another POS speaks his mind. n/t RKP5637 Oct 2014 #103

Damn. Solly Mack Oct 2014 #104

...hey Allan... progressoid Oct 2014 #107

My woman parts haven't gone anywhere. Brigid Oct 2014 #108

I swear Aerows Oct 2014 #113

OK. There needs to be a science test for political candidates. Wella Oct 2014 #114

Guess he's not aware of some important facts. lark Oct 2014 #115

Phew! And to think I was worried about being late for my Pap smear. Vinca Oct 2014 #117

Ahhh, he must be one of those people whose parents told him proReality Oct 2014 #118

News flash: women over 50 want to keep on having sex cap Oct 2014 #120

He would be too stupid to GET to 50... annabanana Oct 2014 #122

He claims he never said that, and these "quote" images tend to be wrong. chrisa Oct 2014 #126

Hey, I am turning fifty in almost 2 weeks! NO ONE told me about this! logosoco Oct 2014 #127

lmFao... and too cute. seabeyond Oct 2014 #128

If that putz is so completely ignorant of women's GYN needs...and he is. sheshe2 Oct 2014 #131

YOU OLD IDIOT. i hope you get cancer of the penis trueblue2007 Oct 2014 #133

Neither a doctor nor a rocket scientist. McCamy Taylor Oct 2014 #135

What an asshole! Kath1 Oct 2014 #136

I cannot believe... ReRe Oct 2014 #137

I Wonder If He Feels The Same Way About Urologists... And Prostate Exams... For Men Over 50... WillyT Oct 2014 #138

+100. n/t whathehell Oct 2014 #145

Well, I heard the female body has ways to shut the whole thing down betsuni Oct 2014 #143

Aha! montana_hazeleyes Oct 2014 #144

yet women (and men) line up in droves to continue to vote for these cretins DrDan Oct 2014 #146

What A Meathead! ProfessorGAC Oct 2014 #147

Dumbass. catbyte Oct 2014 #148

These are the guys deciding issues on women's bodies sufrommich Oct 2014 #149

Well then, I guess men LibertyLover Oct 2014 #150

This man is clearly an idiot and ass. But I wonder about the women in his life. f rhett o rick Oct 2014 #151

This klown has struck a vein of pure Stupidium. hifiguy Oct 2014 #152

Is he saying that he's a MAN over 50 who DOES need them? Petrushka Oct 2014 #153

This Women RobinA Oct 2014 #155

If he were a woman over 50, he might have a brain treestar Oct 2014 #157

Why do so many elected Republicans lack brains? nt City Lights Oct 2014 #161