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(16,075 posts)20. I once had the Chicken Scampi at Olive Garden.
Half an hour later I felt like John Hurt in Alien.
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No Rehobeth Beach vacation was complete without Adolph's meat tenderizer.
Luminous Animal
Jul 2014
#17
And once we put potatoes in the toilet when it was backed up because, when my aunt spoiled the stew,
Luminous Animal
Jul 2014
#19
And that same toilet backed up vacation, we posted a sign that said, "please don't flush tampax down
Luminous Animal
Jul 2014
#21
Ewww. While you were at it, you coulda flushed K-Pax down the toilet. Kevin Spacey's "lame" period.
Warren DeMontague
Jul 2014
#22
Our dog peed on a women's beach bag. We pretended it wasn't our dog. Which was easy to do because
Luminous Animal
Jul 2014
#27
Good thing you didn't have my son as he used to confuse them with Texaco's.
lonestarnot
Jul 2014
#42
If I tried that on my daughter should would rub her face until the skin was raw
snooper2
Jul 2014
#44
Someone spit on me in Atlantic City in 1972. My mom cleaned the spit off with her spit.
Luminous Animal
Jul 2014
#12
William William, in 1973, stabbed me with a pencil. 40 years later, I still have that blue dot on my
Luminous Animal
Jul 2014
#14