"Devious Democrats" Behind the War On Women [View all]

[SomethingFishy]

Yes you read that right:

Cathy McMorris Rodgers(R-WA): The reality is, in 2010, the Republicans won the women`s vote. And the Democrats know that in order to win the presidency, in order to win the seats in the House and the Senate, that they have to scare women, that they have to win the women`s vote.

http://crooksandliars.com/blue-texan/cathy-mcmorris-rogers-r-wa-democrats-ar

Wow. The Democrats have finally pulled out their secret weapon. JEDI MIND POWERS! Yes over the last few weeks those "devious" Democrats have managed to use the Jedi Mind Trick on Republicans all over America! Of course anyone can tell you that the Jedi Mind Trick only works on the "weak minded" and judging from the fallout, these Republicans must be the weakest minds on the planet.

Democrats have managed to "force" Republicans to say stupid shit, to introduce stupid legislation, and to double down on their stupidity when called out by the populace.

Republicans are damn lucky they managed to figure this out. Otherwise they might have had to take responsibility for the demeaning, dreadful, disgusting way they have been attacking women and women's health issues. Now all they have to do is convince everyone that it was "ALL THE FAULT OF THE JEDI!!!!!"



I smell.... a fucking landslide.