"Did someone just hack John Boehner's brain?"

[freshwest]

6. I'm thinking the explanation doesn't require hacking skills. More likely, it went like this:

A) Francis calls John and lets him know he means every word he's been saying, and that he's going to Hell.

B) A representative of the firms on Wall Street who lost $24B, calls to tell him they want to beat the Hell out of him.

C) The Koch brothers call to say he's won't get protection from them when he leaves office, and he can go to Hell.

D) Jesus and the three Ghosts of Christmas call on him to tell him he is going to Hell.

Between Obama's wins on Syria, getting Putin to help, the Iranian genie put in its bottle and earning worldwide acclaim as the GOP is defined as The Scum of the Earth, Boehner thinks he's already in Hell.



Obama: Did you get my message?

Boehner: *gulp* I did Sir! Yes, Sir!

Okay, just kidding.