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cal04

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Tue Oct 8, 2013, 03:43 PM Oct 2013

Braves Fan Mocks GOP For Shutdown [View all]

Just Because The Dodgers Scored More Runs...Doesn't Make Them Right'
http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/braves-fan-mocks-gop-for-shutdown-just-because-the-dodgers-scored-more-runs-doesn-t-make-them-right

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The letter from Paul Kaplan to Rep. Jack Kingston (R-GA), reported by NBC Sports, drips with sarcasm.

In a thinly veiled reference to the House GOP's relentless attempts to repeal the Affordable Care Act, Kaplan noted that his beloved team "sent batters to the plate at least 40 times" in Monday's 4-3 Dodgers win, which eliminated the Braves from the playoffs.

"But just because we couldn't score enough runs, the Dodgers refuse to relinquish the title — and worse, they won't even discuss it," Kaplan wrote. "LA's stubborn refusal to even talk to us about reversing the results of this series is un-sportsmanlike and un-American. But there is an answer: If the Dodgers won't listen to the cries of average Americans like you and me, then Congress should outlaw Major League Baseball until the Dodgers cave."

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"Just because the Dodgers had more hits, scored more runs, and won more games doesn't make them right," Kaplan wrote in closing. "You can help them see that."



Letter
http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2013/10/08/applying-government-shutdown-logic-to-the-baseball-playoffs/
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Awesome! Kber Oct 2013 #1
This is great! Pretzel_Warrior Oct 2013 #2
k&r HappyMe Oct 2013 #3
This is great Gothmog Oct 2013 #4
hah! flamingdem Oct 2013 #5
The entire letter is worth the read cojoel Oct 2013 #6
Here is a pdf of the letter Gothmog Oct 2013 #15
Thank you, Gothmog Cha Oct 2013 #18
My kids are shocked that I am able to actually copy and post pdfs Gothmog Oct 2013 #20
I'm impressed.. that's why I stopped to thank you! I won't Cha Oct 2013 #23
Masterful letter. yellerpup Oct 2013 #7
K&R, pretty sad day when your beloved demographic, the heart of dixie starts dissing you! Rebellious Republican Oct 2013 #8
F'ing hilarious! panader0 Oct 2013 #9
HaHa!! Nice!! hue Oct 2013 #10
Beautiful. Iggo Oct 2013 #11
Now that's funny! AAO Oct 2013 #12
Superb! But I'm afraid if the teabaggers prevail in this tug-o-war, we could actually see something calimary Oct 2013 #13
There is a football version of this letter out from a satire site Gothmog Oct 2013 #14
That's a riot! treestar Oct 2013 #16
Nice. Warren DeMontague Oct 2013 #17
Impressive! thanks cal Cha Oct 2013 #19
Cute Xyzse Oct 2013 #21
I await the response with interest. Jim Lane Oct 2013 #22
Idiot congresscritter responds to letter Gothmog Oct 2013 #24
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