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derby378

(30,252 posts)
Wed Oct 2, 2013, 04:46 PM Oct 2013

Poop-smeared naked man to cops: ‘B*tch, I got sh*t on me’ so you won’t put me in your car [View all]

Texas and Florida can breathe easy - neither state is involved this time.

A naked Georgia man who was arrested in a restroom of an Arby’s restaurant told police they wouldn’t arrest him because he was covered in excrement. According to the Columbus Leger-Enquirer, Kenyatta Griffin, 40, believed that peace officers would be reluctant to transport him in a police cruiser.

“B*tch, I got sh*t on me!” Griffin said to police when they cornered him in the outside men’s room at the Arby’s, which is located on Victory Drive, the main road serving the sprawling U.S. Army base located at Ft. Benning. “You are not going to put me in your patrol car.”


http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/10/02/poop-smeared-naked-man-to-cops-btch-i-got-sht-on-me-so-you-wont-put-me-in-your-car/

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Good God Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Oct 2013 #1
insta-DUzy.... mike_c Oct 2013 #2
Oh, Mnemosyne Oct 2013 #4
I was thinking nugent. Nt seabeyond Oct 2013 #7
Congratulations, you made me inhale half of a licorice lace! Scootaloo Oct 2013 #15
Okay everyone, I think we're done here. Warren DeMontague Oct 2013 #22
I'm sure they had something to wrap him in! CaliforniaPeggy Oct 2013 #3
A lot of police cars have backseats made out of hard plastic for this very reason derby378 Oct 2013 #10
Or called the Fire Department to spray him down yuiyoshida Oct 2013 #14
Funny how pipi_k Oct 2013 #16
I would like to see that... yuiyoshida Oct 2013 #19
Hee hee... pipi_k Oct 2013 #27
lol yuiyoshida Oct 2013 #31
What was Ted Nugent doing eating at Arbys? CatWoman Oct 2013 #5
Ted Nugent? Blue Owl Oct 2013 #6
BINGO! Rex Oct 2013 #13
Makes my mind boggle dipsydoodle Oct 2013 #8
GRAPHIC WARNING at the link Auggie Oct 2013 #9
No need - that's not the guy derby378 Oct 2013 #12
That's not mud. nt msanthrope Oct 2013 #21
Here's the original image... ramblin_dave Oct 2013 #26
Ahahahahahahaha. Arkana Oct 2013 #11
After Nugent and this guy, Republicans are going to say that women should smear shit cui bono Oct 2013 #17
***New word alert*** SummerSnow Oct 2013 #18
Synonym: "Allinized" derby378 Oct 2013 #20
And when seeing the headline my first thought was........... wandy Oct 2013 #23
Are the Poop Smeared Naked Men playing at the Troubadour this weekend? Initech Oct 2013 #24
…and I thought this was going to be about Boehner. regnaD kciN Oct 2013 #25
Ted Nugent? nt livingwagenow Oct 2013 #28
hose him down quinnox Oct 2013 #29
lawdamercy bless his lil heart lol.....unique strategy to say the least nt steve2470 Oct 2013 #30
I see a congressional career in this man's future. nt Guy Whitey Corngood Oct 2013 #32
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