Holy Cr*p! "UCF ranked among Top 20 schools where students seek 'sugar daddies'"

[jeff47]

11. I'll have to alert my wife that she's a whore.

See, we met on the Internet. Since online activities are a common interest of ours, we happened to run across each other in that environment.

Now "back in the day", we told people to try an meet prospective dating material by participating in hobbies. And that was pure and chaste. After failing at that, some people would participate in "singles mixers" or other similar situations where they got to meet people who they might find interesting enough to date. But again, it was all pure goodness and light.

But now that people are doing that on the Internet, well clearly they're all just whores.