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malaise

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Fri Jan 11, 2013, 01:20 PM Jan 2013

Friday laughter -one more blonde joke [View all]

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*After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the young blonde declared, 'Well, then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator and get a pair of alligator shoes for free!'*

*The shopkeeper replied with a sly smile, 'Well, little lady, why don't you go give it a try?'

The blonde headed off to the swamp, determined to catch an alligator.
Later in the day, the shopkeeper was driving home, and spotted the young woman standing waist deep in the murky water, shotgun in hand.

He saw a huge 9-foot gator swimming** **rapidly toward her. With lightning reflexes, the blond took aim, shot the creature and hauled it up onto the slippery bank.

Nearby were 7 more dead gators all lying belly up. The shopkeeper watched in amazement as the blond struggled with the gator.

Then, rolling her eyes, she screamed in frustration . . .
"Sonofabitch!! THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT, TOO!"*

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Why would you think blonde jokes are appropriate in General Discussion? HERVEPA Jan 2013 #1
Meh, I thought blode jokes were like ginger jokes... Taverner Jan 2013 #5
Not funny. Bake Jan 2013 #2
LOL! lunatica Jan 2013 #3
Queen Victoria is NOT amused hobbit709 Jan 2013 #4
Really? Brickbat Jan 2013 #6
Seems more like a Lounge thing, somehow... MineralMan Jan 2013 #7
OH NOES! HappyMe Jan 2013 #8
Explain to me how this fits into the feminist discussion on DU? Earth_First Jan 2013 #9
MUST BE SERIAL!!!! snooper2 Jan 2013 #10
Locking. aikoaiko Jan 2013 #11
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