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marybourg

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5. I'm goina git me one of them smartfones. My fone is

Reply to farminator3000 (Original post)

Tue Dec 25, 2012, 10:33 PM

Dec 2012

so stoopid it don even reconize the word "internet" yet. but it sure niver changed it to intercourse, just somthin cleen like "interest". It don no none of them dirty words at all.

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The 25 Funniest Auto Corrects of 2012 [View all] farminator3000 Dec 2012 OP

Ha! Those were great! LisaLynne Dec 2012 #1

This one was my favorite: Initech Dec 2012 #2

Kick for later newfie11 Dec 2012 #3

My stomach hurt from laughing when I read those! adigal Dec 2012 #4

I'm goina git me one of them smartfones. My fone is marybourg Dec 2012 #5

I've been battling bronchitis for over a month now justiceischeap Dec 2012 #6

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iPhones have dirty minds! Odin2005 Dec 2012 #8

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hah! RedCappedBandit Dec 2012 #10

I should have taken your advice. Mnemosyne Dec 2012 #11

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I literally had tears streaming down my face I was laughing so hard. Thanks for the post. n/t Tess49 Dec 2012 #13

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you got me in a lot of trouble with my wife. Our daughter is sleeping in our hotel room and yurbud Dec 2012 #20

awesome davidthegnome Dec 2012 #21

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With all those other misspellings in those texts, why did *some* get autocorrected? Bucky Dec 2012 #24

The author can choose to bypass autocorrect. Nt Flabbergasted Dec 2012 #27

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Mine defaults to butt hurt all the time.... Historic NY Dec 2012 #26

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Those Delphinus Dec 2012 #29

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Poor dad Aerows Dec 2012 #32

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kick to the top SCantiGOP Dec 2012 #35

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Epic penis! Fantastic Anarchist Dec 2012 #39