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79. It's not normal flatuism. It's like when I used to drink a lot of beer. Like a superheated shit plasma! Not unlike what

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Sun Apr 21, 2024, 01:08 AM

Apr 2024

generated in a thermonuclear reaction. It could singe the hair right off my butt. Then you also had the smell of burning ass hair to deal with! LOL

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I am sick of all this anti-flatuism [View all] edhopper Apr 2024 OP

It's not really clear True Dough Apr 2024 #1

The greatest thing I've ever seen! Traildogbob Apr 2024 #59

The House Freedom Caucus' Floor Action Response Team is right there with ya! 50 Shades Of Blue Apr 2024 #2

I've never farted. LuckyCharms Apr 2024 #3

Yeah, women don't fart, they just hold it in and it comes out as drama. sop Apr 2024 #33

LOL! 😀 claudette Apr 2024 #42

I think I'd rather get blasted with the flatulance. nt Shermann Apr 2024 #52

I'm sure you release just a small puff of perfumed powder. tblue37 Apr 2024 #60

More like a huge mushroom cloud. n/t LuckyCharms Apr 2024 #61

lol I didn't mean to 😊 Cha Apr 2024 #67

This is such a caring board BeyondGeography Apr 2024 #4

Or lean. keithbvadu2 Apr 2024 #15

He is fair game. We will fight him with every tactic possible. Irish_Dem Apr 2024 #5

oh fer' christ's sake - it's a friggin joke! stopdiggin Apr 2024 #28

I didn't know it was a joke. Irish_Dem Apr 2024 #32

Ummmm .... (re-reading OP) .... Okaaay! stopdiggin Apr 2024 #37

My descriptions edhopper Apr 2024 #39

I thought it was a good rant. Irish_Dem Apr 2024 #41

No it didn't arthritisR_US Apr 2024 #81

I didn't either, so it was a joke, ok a real arthritisR_US Apr 2024 #80

THIS malaise Apr 2024 #29

Yes he is so thin skinned, humiliation will work on him. Irish_Dem Apr 2024 #34

People want to take it as some fecking joke arthritisR_US Apr 2024 #82

You have missed the point, I'm afraid Warpy Apr 2024 #6

Yup. Most do NOT lose all "manners" when they age. Fewer, clearly never had them. TSF is the latter. hlthe2b Apr 2024 #13

I agree. But what worries me is that at a certain age they begin to take on more "substance". CincyDem Apr 2024 #7

No shit? ... Well, hopefully not. keithbvadu2 Apr 2024 #16

I think you mean "No shart": a gas that unexpectedly turns into a liquid or solid. Ewww...lol CincyDem Apr 2024 #19

Forgive me. I'm from common stock. keithbvadu2 Apr 2024 #21

Step up man. Ya gotta know your biophysics. :-) CincyDem Apr 2024 #22

Suddenly I'm eight years old. nolabear Apr 2024 #38

True fear is that first fart following a bout of diarrhea. sop Apr 2024 #47

You never forget your first. n/t CincyDem Apr 2024 #49

At a certain age, decent elders no longer TRUST farts to be flatulance Model35mech Apr 2024 #23

A fart with a surprise in it. Permanut Apr 2024 #76

I try to not fart in rooms occupied by other people, as I am a decent human being. Voltaire2 Apr 2024 #8

We all fart, even the my shit don't stink crowd. If we didn't we would explode. Srkdqltr Apr 2024 #9

Uh Huh... I've yet to know anyone even with identified medical problem who did not apologize hlthe2b Apr 2024 #10

The Godfarter shits diapers and reeks Ponietz Apr 2024 #11

Mel Brooks has a movie role for him. The Wizard Apr 2024 #12

The Bean Scene? n/t EndlessWire Apr 2024 #50

OK, but what about farting in bed Disaffected Apr 2024 #14

You know the one about... CincyDem Apr 2024 #30

Ok, I am willing to give it a try. Beastly Boy Apr 2024 #17

It's legitimate to attack him because, in his case, he's trying to poison the judge and jury. Wonder Why Apr 2024 #18

He's a psychopathic habitual criminal, racist, rapist, grifter, thug, cheat, bully, draft-dodging tax evader DJ Porkchop Apr 2024 #20

Rolaids consumes 47 times it's weight ... DJ Synikus Makisimus Apr 2024 #24

I think you are mistaken stopdiggin Apr 2024 #35

Trump is the worst school bully you ever knew, times a million. Any mockery from us isn't enough. Doodley Apr 2024 #25

What we need is a total eclipse of the fart. GreenWave Apr 2024 #26

Turn around, bright eyes... Sky Jewels Apr 2024 #72

Your opinion is a breath of fresh air in this debate Bucky Apr 2024 #27

I am not that big a person. Mocking him is the least I can do considering jrthin Apr 2024 #31

So much fun.... Talitha Apr 2024 #36

What this thread needs is sound effects. nolabear Apr 2024 #40

Maybe he needs a car air freshener around his neck sakabatou Apr 2024 #43

A little lower edhopper Apr 2024 #44

Most of us don't do it in at a table full of people. Mountainguy Apr 2024 #45

Depends if there is a dog around to blame it on. nt Shermann Apr 2024 #53

Meh. Elessar Zappa Apr 2024 #46

Did anyone actually report anywhere that there were audible farts? birdographer Apr 2024 #48

Yes EndlessWire Apr 2024 #54

OK, thanks for this vital update! birdographer Apr 2024 #68

I think he's passing more than wind.... DemocraticPatriot Apr 2024 #58

Well, we sure can't STOP him... DemocraticPatriot Apr 2024 #51

Then he needs to be honest with the judge on why he needs more frequent bathroom breaks. Iggo Apr 2024 #55

Well put.. Pototan Apr 2024 #56

How "natural" is it? I think Trump is flatuant (and incontinent) above and beyond normal because of bad life decisions.. Silent3 Apr 2024 #57

Flatuation enid602 Apr 2024 #62

Why do people say "excuse me" after they fart? JoseBalow Apr 2024 #63

I'd say True Dough Apr 2024 #69

Thar she Balows! JoseBalow Apr 2024 #71

Is it really any surprise he's flatulent? Gruenemann Apr 2024 #64

That's a bumper sticker right there: Alice Kramden Apr 2024 #66

Or, as Dubya called his buddy ... Pootie Poot. Sky Jewels Apr 2024 #74

Seriously? Aussie105 Apr 2024 #65

Um, edhopper was being satiric. Sky Jewels Apr 2024 #73

LOL 😂 Emile Apr 2024 #70

NOPE. No breaks for this orange POS. FlyingPiggy Apr 2024 #75

We can always count on edhopper.. Permanut Apr 2024 #77

If asked about this, trump will respond, "Thanks to Democrats, I can no longer light a match in court." Silent Type Apr 2024 #78

It's not normal flatuism. It's like when I used to drink a lot of beer. Like a superheated shit plasma! Not unlike what brewens Apr 2024 #79

This thread really stinks... Just_Vote_Dem Apr 2024 #83

For this thread LetMyPeopleVote Apr 2024 #84