Anti-Vax Radio Hosts Keep Dying From COVID

[Noodleboy13]

18. Hmmmmmmmmm. How mysterious. i'l get Scoob and the gang right on that.

Seriously folks. Look at what and where. We're not trying to be subtle. Plagues, severe storms, huge wildfires, crazy weather....we even did the bald eagle attack just to see if you're paying attention. All this crazy Naturally Occurring Phenomena isn't a mistake. We're pissed. Ya done pissed off the big boss and CEO, and she's normally pretty chill. Gaia has a wickedly dry sense of irony I've just discovered. And Covid?,hooboy are y'all fucked. I remember when Mr. Mortis, VP of operations, introduced this grinning snarling, tentacled little fucker. It got off leash and it took like 20 of us to contain this gibbering freak from trashing the place. You guys are barely trying to fight it. It's like a kid loose in a themepark down there.
I try not to gloat, but sometimes it's just so funny.
Also, if they let me offleash, this autumn in the upper rural midwest could be..........interesting? Fun?
Good luck


peace,
Noodleboy