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In reply to the discussion: Mitt Girl: *CALLING OUT* Ryan Girl! [View all]I'm on my cellphone right now (on the way to a Louis CK show, whoo hoo!) But I'll check out that link as soon as I get back to a computer. I'd be glad to help.
Lyrics (to the tune of "Rich Girl" by Hall and Oates)
I'm the Mitt Girl, with the dog on my car
Campaigning for Romney every day
Can't see my taxes, 'cause there's something funny
In the Cayman accounts where I hide my money
But in Mitt's world, if you bank offshore
Then you hardly claim income anyway
They say money money won't get you too far
Gotcha so far
CEO in name alone
It's so easy, to fire people if you can't feel pain
We don't know, what he owed
Harry Reid's a dong,
But we won't prove him wrong,
Now could you all run along?
Oh, if you're in Mitt's world
You're not a tax-cheat star
Without a billion in your own IRA
When you retire, more tax-free money
I can barely remember how to find my money!
That's a rich world
And it's gone too far
But you know it don't matter anyway
They say money money
Won't get you too far
Gotcha so far.
Paul Ryan
Would redefine rape
It's not easy
To get pregnant if you try to escape
And don't you know
That every fetus must grow
So he sponsored a bill
That would ban the pill
For the good of us all!
I'm the Mitt Girl,
And the Choice I've made
Is I want to overturn Roe v. Wade
If Mitt didn't lie to the Pro-Life money
Then men will decide on your health care honey,
And in Mitt's world
You can quote Ayn Rand
But still go to church anyway
Say money
but it won't get you too far,
(repeat 2x)
And they say
Jesus resides on the planet Kolob
Folks who believe that
Will get White House jobs,
This is Mitt's world,
a rich world
It's a rich, rich world, yeah
Say money
but it won't get you too far,
Gotcha so far