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Showing Original Post only (View all)Slate: "Goodbye, Melania" [View all]
Melania Trump will be best remembered for her icy expressions, her glossy outfits and enormous belts, and, perhaps, her anti-bullying campaign. As her husband hurled schoolyard insults at anyone who opposed him and led chants to lock up his political opponents, the first lady developed a motto that sounds like a bleat.
Her term began with a speech that plagiarized former first lady Michelle Obama and ended with taped remarks revealing that she thought the children in detention centers whod been separated from their families were taken care of nicely there. The tape also revealed that she loathed decorating the White House for Christmas, which came as a surprise to admirers of the looming blood-red conifers with which she lined the merry halls.
She had to keep smiling and waving while news cycles dealt with rumors about Trumps affairs with Karen McDougal and Stormy Daniels. But its hard to rely on anything she says; Melania has lied about everything from getting a bachelors degree to speaking five languages to the significance of her I Really Dont Care Do U jacketwhich she wore as a publicity stunt while visiting desperate children whom the Trump administration had separated from their families. Her press secretary said that it meant nothing at all and was just a jacket.
Small-minded, petulant, and petty, the best thing we can say about the first lady is that she occasionally appears to dislike her husband almost as much as the rest of us do. We will recall her sunglasses, her defense of birtherism on The View ... Melania Trump fantasized in interviews about being the next Jackie Kennedy. She would settle for ripping the crab apple trees out of Jackie Kennedys rose garden.
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