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struggle4progress

(118,379 posts)
Thu Sep 3, 2020, 07:22 AM Sep 2020

"My client only voted twice to check whether election security really worked, your honor" [View all]

The Trump University Law School is breaking new ground in criminal defense!
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I was driving 120 mph in the school zone to check the accuracy of police radar
0 (0%)
I pointed my gun at the bank-teller to help the bank check its alarm system
0 (0%)
I hid two kilos of smack behind my van panels to check whether drug searches are effective
0 (0%)
I cheated on my income tax to check whether the IRS can find cheats
2 (40%)
I only kidnapped the little girl to check if the Amber Alert system works
0 (0%)
I shot my family to check the paramedics' response time
0 (0%)
I jumped over the White House fence with my Uzi to check Secret Service readiness
3 (60%)
I set fire to my neighbor's garage to check whether the fire department could respond quickly
0 (0%)
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