NYT: How Many Will Die for the Dow?

[MadLinguist]

10. And the economy will STILL crash, and will take even longer to recover

Even from the perspective of 'Dollar is King', this is a doomed path. Surely these ass-hats know this.
So what the hell gives? This is a gamble that no investor would take. Even investment strategy done by the quarter, whooping it up now, and crashing again somewhere between September and December would require hauling in the money til August, and then what partying on Venus with Elon Musk come January 2021? There has to be some 'safe haven' investment Wall Streeters are thinking they are going to dump their money into when the next waves of infection overtake us. They for sure aren't thinking of investing in hospitals, medical schools, associated labor and supply chains, since those are going to stretch, fray and finally give up the ghost. Unless they plan on using the massive death and fear as a way to get even more sympathy bailouts.