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Vehl

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Thu Sep 13, 2012, 07:21 PM Sep 2012

Jimmy Kimmel Proves: Apple’s Magic Is In The Brainwash [View all]

Apple has definitely perfected their magic trick. There’s no doubt about that. The company has the ability to brainwash, and I say that as someone who has been brainwashed myself by the beauty and simplicity of Apple products. But it stretches far beyond the actual hardware, software or services, and delves straight into brand perception.

Reports even suggest that fanbois brains respond to Apple imagery the same way that religious fanatics’ brains respond to religious imagery. It’s an incredible feat, and some are so very indoctrinated that they stop trusting in their own sensory perception and simply trust the brand. Whole-heartedly.

Such is the case with this spoof from Jimmy Kimmel. The comedian took an iPhone 4 out on the streets and told people it was the new iPhone 5. To be clear, no one but Apple employees has the new iPhone yet. It goes up for pre-order at 12:01am on Friday.

In any case, every person in the video thinks that the two-year old iPhone 4 is “faster,” “lighter” and even more durable than the iPhone 4S. Just because they were told it’s the iPhone 5. In fact, one guy was actually holding the iPhone 4S in his hand as he inspected what he thought to be the iPhone 5 (which, again, was the iPhone 4).

http://techcrunch.com/2012/09/13/jimmy-kimmel-proves-apples-magic-is-in-the-brainwash/


Check out the hilarious Jimmy Kimmel Video




In the video, Apple fans think an Iphone 4 is Better than an Iphone 4S Simply because they believed that it(the iphone 4) was the new iphone5. They even say it feels lighter, much faster, more user friendly etc etc

This tallies very well with the results from a research the BBC reported on

Apple triggers 'religious' reaction in fans' brains, report says

Next time Grandma asks why you're going to the mall on Sunday morning instead of church, tell her you're going to Apple Chapel.

For Apple fans, the brand triggers a reaction in the brain that's not unlike that of religious devotees, according to a BBC documentary series that cites neurological research.

The neuroscientists ran a magnetic resonance imaging (MRI) test on an Apple fanatic and discovered that images of the technology company's gadgets lit up the same parts of the brain as images of a deity do for religious people, the report says

http://articles.cnn.com/2011-05-19/tech/apple.religion_1_apple-store-apple-employees-brains?_s=PM:TECH


This just proves what we PC/Android/Open-source guys have been saying all along. Apple is not a company that innovates, but its a company that relies on marketing its brand-identity amongst its cultist followers...followers who are identical to the religious fanatics from the religious right/Taliban

PS: let the flame wars begin

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"I'll buy anything that's shiny and has an Apple logo on it". - from The Onion's "iWheel" clip. HopeHoops Sep 2012 #1
Naomi Klein's excellent book "No Logo" goes into this new type of branding quite well arcane1 Sep 2012 #2
using the iphone5 also helps breast feeding reduce sensitive nipple syndrome. grantcart Sep 2012 #3
It worked on my restless leg, too. n/t lumberjack_jeff Sep 2012 #6
It made my boner last precisely 3:59:59! JBoy Sep 2012 #13
It's not just breast feeding nipples, it works on all nipples. NYC_SKP Sep 2012 #15
proprietary Apple-Approved Nipples :P Vehl Sep 2012 #17
I love my sensitive nipples. sarcasmo Sep 2012 #28
Good for Jimmy. jp11 Sep 2012 #4
I give you: the iRaq!!!! Initech Sep 2012 #5
lol good one! also the iRan Vehl Sep 2012 #8
I don't understand why anyone wants to take 'sides' in devices. randome Sep 2012 #7
Well Vehl Sep 2012 #10
With Apple haters, it's pure jealously. onehandle Sep 2012 #65
I love when people say that Egnever Sep 2012 #77
It feels so good to be free of that cult Blecht Sep 2012 #9
high five! Vehl Sep 2012 #11
kicking so that i can post to teh facebook when i get home.. frylock Sep 2012 #12
Heard an interesting comment on NPR yesterday enlightenment Sep 2012 #14
Actually the "Google Now" does this and more already Vehl Sep 2012 #16
Interesting. enlightenment Sep 2012 #21
Umm, if you don't want to be tracked like an elk, your safest bet is MadHound Sep 2012 #23
Wait. Do you actually think the GPS chip broadcasts? Robb Sep 2012 #27
Broadcast was an inaccurate term, sorry MadHound Sep 2012 #30
I believe its the radio and not the GPS chip Vehl Sep 2012 #32
I do. Leave it at home. Off. enlightenment Sep 2012 #39
This message was self-deleted by its author littlemissmartypants Sep 2012 #53
yeah I like that they included the option to disable nt Vehl Sep 2012 #41
I certainly understand the reluctance Egnever Sep 2012 #47
This is why I haven't bought an iPhone or Android phone. Zalatix Sep 2012 #63
I like my dumb phone. HappyMe Sep 2012 #66
new job has macs at work noiretextatique Sep 2012 #18
This message was self-deleted by its author littlemissmartypants Sep 2012 #54
iLaugh! OhioChick Sep 2012 #19
Consumerism is America's true religion. Odin2005 Sep 2012 #20
In other words, it is like, and responded to, like any other brand name product MadHound Sep 2012 #22
Siri in the sky ... GeorgeGist Sep 2012 #24
Apple users are like the Taliban? Robb Sep 2012 #25
I am immune to Apple! I don't own anything Apple....except its stock! Honeycombe8 Sep 2012 #26
Yeah, my son got me an iPhone... malokvale77 Sep 2012 #29
I used to love Nokias Vehl Sep 2012 #34
Those San Francisco nights just get longer and colder. Huh, guys? dogknob Sep 2012 #31
lol Vehl Sep 2012 #36
Or maybe they have a good product. Cleita Sep 2012 #33
The idea here is that there are people who ignore facts like you've stated jp11 Sep 2012 #61
My desktop is a 9 yr old Dell. Never had a crash or virus. No problem to have to go to a store for. Honeycombe8 Sep 2012 #69
I don't even have an anti-virus program with my 4 y. old mac. n/t Cleita Sep 2012 #71
I know. That's because not enuf people buy them to be worth it to put a virus in it. Honeycombe8 Sep 2012 #72
I was an Android user for many years... Alduin Sep 2012 #35
About the UI Vehl Sep 2012 #40
I used Honeycomb on an Acer Iconia A500 that I once owned... Alduin Sep 2012 #42
I see Vehl Sep 2012 #43
My Nexus 7 is awesome. originalpckelly Sep 2012 #73
They are losing competitiveness in the phone market, but... Comrade_McKenzie Sep 2012 #37
The key to Apple's magic actually is... begin_within Sep 2012 #38
I thin you drank the koolaid Egnever Sep 2012 #46
You missed my point, but it would have been lost on you anyway. begin_within Sep 2012 #56
What is your point? Egnever Sep 2012 #75
In all honesty, the obsessiveness of "Apple haters" far outweighs that of Apple lovers. Bonobo Sep 2012 #44
Well I Dunno about that Vehl Sep 2012 #45
Bullshit! Elwood P Dowd Sep 2012 #48
Reread my posts Vehl Sep 2012 #49
I wasn't referring to quiet Android users Bonobo Sep 2012 #50
Absolutely right. begin_within Sep 2012 #57
To a degree, I must agree with you Sherman A1 Sep 2012 #51
Apple Announces New iPhone With N-Word On Back Knowing Customers Will Buy It Anyway joeybee12 Sep 2012 #52
This message was self-deleted by its author littlemissmartypants Sep 2012 #55
You're welcome...The Onion is always good for that! joeybee12 Sep 2012 #60
You guys just don't understand.. sendero Sep 2012 #58
Apple supplies the innovation. xfundy Sep 2012 #59
This message was self-deleted by its author littlemissmartypants Sep 2012 #62
This has nothing to do with Apple. It has to do with the fact that people are morons. onehandle Sep 2012 #64
My favorite spoof/sendup on the iPhone craze: reformist2 Sep 2012 #67
Damn! Brewinblue Sep 2012 #68
OMG Egnever Sep 2012 #76
The power of suggestion works no matter what the product. Brickbat Sep 2012 #70
Uh-Oh... OhioChick Sep 2012 #74
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