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NightWatcher

(39,343 posts)

6. Call your boss and tell him you're feeling a little better (the day before you're to show up)

Reply to SoCalDem (Original post)

Mon Apr 20, 2020, 07:18 PM

Apr 2020

Then stay up all night drinking and stroll into work looking lovely, w vomit on your shirt, and start projectile wet coughing.

He'll beg you to go home.

You've bought yourself enough time until the next nationwide shutdown in three weeks.

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A dilemma ahead for too many people [View all] SoCalDem Apr 2020 OP

You say "dilemma", I say "catastrophe": let's call the whole thing off... abqtommy Apr 2020 #1

If I were a doctor right now... morillon Apr 2020 #2

I'd go - can not afford not to get UI, or not work. jmg257 Apr 2020 #3

one thing about covid-19 is the amount of lawsuits coming over this exact thing. Pillow talk Apr 2020 #4

For some reason that is not comforting jimfields33 Apr 2020 #7

It is a decision people should not have to make. Ferrets are Cool Apr 2020 #5

Call your boss and tell him you're feeling a little better (the day before you're to show up) NightWatcher Apr 2020 #6

This is why lawyers are gonna make a killing (nt) matt819 Apr 2020 #8

You do the right thing lunatica Apr 2020 #9

Hyperbole doesn't help Boomer Apr 2020 #12

The Bubonic Plague didn't kill everyone either lunatica Apr 2020 #13

It's tough dilemma. But people have had to make decision - grocery stores, healthcare, truck drivers Hoyt Apr 2020 #10

Even if you're not fired, if you're employer says "you can come to work if you want to"... thesquanderer Apr 2020 #11

I go The Mouth Apr 2020 #14

At least in Nevada the state has ruled that you are eligible for unemployment insurance if you totodeinhere Apr 2020 #15