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Response to SoCalDem (Original post)

Mon Apr 20, 2020, 06:18 PM

6. Call your boss and tell him you're feeling a little better (the day before you're to show up)

Then stay up all night drinking and stroll into work looking lovely, w vomit on your shirt, and start projectile wet coughing.

He'll beg you to go home.

You've bought yourself enough time until the next nationwide shutdown in three weeks.

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