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EarlG

(21,934 posts)
Wed Aug 22, 2012, 02:15 PM Aug 2012

Fresh and steaming from the mailbag: it's Humpday Hatemail! [View all]

Last edited Wed Aug 22, 2012, 03:32 PM - Edit history (1)

Don't forget to vote for your favorite -- the winning hate mailer will receive a FREE DU ACCOUNT! Which will be automatically revoked five seconds after they log into it for the first time.

Strong language ahead! You've been warned.



FIRST THEY CAME FOR THE COMMAS, THEN THEY CAME FOR THE PERIODS

Subject: (no subject)

We need a strong military so all you dems out there can hitch about everything this great nation is just because you all are to lazy to work for what you have you want the gov to give you everything hell even you're own pres says no one is smart enough to be successfull in this country


FUN FACT! DID YOU KNOW THAT GOOGLE SERVES ADS BASED IN PART ON THE KEYWORDS YOU'VE BEEN SEARCHING FOR?

Subject: Great Job: Founders of the Democratic Under Wear Founders.

Great Job!!! To both of you Founders of the Democratic Under Wear .Scum!! You bash Romney for his Religion, you bash everything that's Right.
You Website is made possible
By the pornography you support! All the Banner ads, Dating ads for Oriental women. You should be ashamed of yourselves. What a piece of shit your whole website is? To be paid for by women? Abuse of women? You guys are pathetic


I WILL RESPOND TO YOU MOTHERFUCKER

Subject: Your forums

Hello,

I am more to the right than the left but enjoy a good debate. I have tried on many ocassions to make an account on your site, only to be slammed down, censored, and have my account cancelled within an hour after posting comments that cited official Fed. numbers, respected other users, and Never used off color language of any type. EVERY time, I have emailed you and asked "What did I do or say to be silenced?". You have never answered. Now, today, on your Very home page, I see the following direct quote headlining an article:

I will respond to you motherfucker. 67 recs : By lonestarnot

So much for your "posting rules". Do you think this gets you serious consideration by anyone who is Not a left wing, marxist, America hating moonbat? There is SO MUCH HATE on your site, it absolutely OOZES out. A great majority of your posters have literally 1,000's of comments, a great many of them just hate filled, cursing rants against any and all who hold a different viewpoint.

Just wanted you to know how LOW you have fallen and how LITTLE you matter.


BOOTING TROLLS BAD. GENOCIDE GOOD!

Subject: What…no free speech? Sorry, forgot this is a LIBERAL site. of course not

LIBERALS SUCK and need to be wiped from the face of the earth. You know, Liberalism is a Mental Disorder


FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK

Subject: (no subject)

Pelosi and Obama Fuck off and die you bunch of commie butt fuckers bitches worthless fucks


PEER-TO-PEER NUTJOBBERY

Subject: You decision to revoke my posting privilege is MORAL COWARDICE. LSTEN to your PEERS.

I CAN ASSURE YOU THAT IF THEY WERE ABLE, MOST AMERICANS WILL say exactly what I am saying.

I know that is FACT. What I say is not MEANT TO HURT GOOD PEOPLE.

YOU ALREADY KNOW THIS. THAT IS NOT WHY MY ACCOUNT WAS REVOKED.

ADMIT IT.

Do the RIGHT, MORAL thing, LISTEN, UNHIDE the post, and REINSTATE my ACCOUNT

On these issues I DO NOT, YOUR ADVICE, I SEE THE PROBLEMS FOR WHAT THEY ARE, OTHERS REFUSE TO.

Reinstate my account..NOW please. NEXT HERE IN AMERICA WILL BE THE VIOLENCE IN SAY CHICAGO TODAY, RIGHT NOW, ALL OVER THE COUNTRY….THAT IS WHERE IT GOES. PERIOD.

Be MORAL please. Have GOOD MORALS.

LISTEN: TO WHAT YOUR PEER, AND MY PEER, JUST SAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAKE UP.


OH NO, IT'S GOING VIRAL!

Subject: (no subject)

Why was I blocked? You get to "voice" your opinions. I have everything cut and pasted to go viral. If you pussies can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchen. This shows how pathetic you are.


WOOHOO, FREE TIMESHARES

Subject: signed you up for some timeshares

You stupid mother fuckers. Asking people to attack another group you happen to disagree with.


YEAH, SURE YOU WERE GOING TO DONATE

Subject: donations

I was going to donate to your organization but thank God I didn't. After reading your forums further I came across the following thread: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x9256458

What a hateful bunch you all are! Vanity, hatred or holding a chip on your shoulders serves no logical sense in any moral society. You all sound like a bunch of juvenile bitter delinquents who enjoy making others feel bad. Your incapable of forgiving, loving and behaving like civil human beings and the above thread is more than enough proof of that. My God grow up already!! It's pathetic you consider yourselves professionals in your line of work and what's worse some of you are parents! You should be ashamed of yourselves.


YOU GOT ME: I'M AFRAID TO SELL HOUSES

Subject: Co-Coward

Typical liberal spew limitless vial hatred as long as it's at the right person. But in realty your just a thin skinned coward.


[font size="3"]POLL: Who is your favorite hate mailer?[/font]

146 votes, 5 passes | Time left: Time expired
The person who has never heard of punctuation
4 (3%)
The person who addressed his email to the "Founders of the Democratic Under Wear Founders"
71 (49%)
The person who wrote 200 words to tell us how little we matter
7 (5%)
The person who wants to wipe us from the face of the earth
3 (2%)
The person who refers to Barack Obama and Nancy Pelosi as "commie butt fuckers bitches worthless fucks"
30 (21%)
The person who wants us to do the moral thing
12 (8%)
The person who has everything cut and pasted to go viral
4 (3%)
The person who signed us up for timeshares
3 (2%)
The person who was on the verge of donating until he found a post from 2010 where someone used the word "asshole"
11 (8%)
The person who thinks we're afraid to sell houses
1 (1%)
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As always, love the summary titles.... LOL hlthe2b Aug 2012 #1
Yay for Humpday Hatemail! CaliforniaPeggy Aug 2012 #2
Which will be automatically revoked five seconds after they log into it for the first time. demmiblue Aug 2012 #3
Peer-to-peer nut jobbery is wonderful Glorfindel Aug 2012 #4
I remember that poster, but not their DU name! demmiblue Aug 2012 #10
LOL! Politicalboi Aug 2012 #5
What I don't understand is why do they want to come here when they can spread their hate at kimbutgar Aug 2012 #6
Some people get bored and like a good debate. Jamaal510 Aug 2012 #121
Gotta love the morons sharp_stick Aug 2012 #7
I thought that was particularly precious. Le Taz Hot Aug 2012 #38
I voted for that and I learnec i need to stop Heather MC Aug 2012 #53
Give the guy a break. It was probably the first computer he used outside of his mom's basement. bulloney Aug 2012 #102
I thought they were morans Dont call me Shirley Aug 2012 #56
Woo Hoo! I love hate mail! Egalitarian Thug Aug 2012 #8
They're all so good. It's hard to choose! immoderate Aug 2012 #9
Chock full of awesome hilarity. HappyMe Aug 2012 #11
I couldn't decide Flashmann Aug 2012 #12
And by their words ye shall know them. hifiguy Aug 2012 #13
commie butt fuckers bitches! mike_c Aug 2012 #14
I voted for that one... awoke_in_2003 Aug 2012 #115
Number 2 for not realising the ads are personal to him intaglio Aug 2012 #15
LOL! tallahasseedem Aug 2012 #48
I don't understand something. Lugnut Aug 2012 #16
An excellent question. spooky3 Aug 2012 #87
lonestarnot has a fan - BWAHAHAHA!!! nc4bo Aug 2012 #17
I feel sorta bad for some of these people hfojvt Aug 2012 #18
My blind dog can write more coherently than ANY of these assholes! HangOnKids Aug 2012 #19
I always love the guys that write long manifestos to tell us how we are not worth responding to. tjwash Aug 2012 #20
I had to go with the last one... jorno67 Aug 2012 #21
Peer to peer is my favorite. myrna minx Aug 2012 #22
I think I figured out who it was: demmiblue Aug 2012 #37
I do believe you're right! myrna minx Aug 2012 #44
That was *awesome* n/t MadrasT Aug 2012 #58
I vote for the guy (?) with all the porn and Oriental dating ads progressoid Aug 2012 #23
Damn Gotchas. How DARE you, Skinner! nolabear Aug 2012 #73
I always suspected you guys were afraid to sell houses Ohio Joe Aug 2012 #24
"There is SO MUCH HATE on your site, it absolutely OOZES out." PossumSqueezins Aug 2012 #25
"THEN THEY CAME FOR THE PERIODS...." PossumSqueezins Aug 2012 #26
can we please check the ISP for #1 Sheepshank Aug 2012 #27
Thanks for the guffaws! Scuba Aug 2012 #28
is it wrong I think Hate Mail is so right? Coexist Aug 2012 #29
I had to go for "FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK". Mac1949 Aug 2012 #30
Actually the correct use is "FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK". ahg Aug 2012 #92
Weeeeeellllllllllll Fuck! (gracefully accepting grammar correction). Mac1949 Aug 2012 #105
Luv me some hate mail..... 4_TN_TITANS Aug 2012 #31
I'm amused by your hatred of vials and fear DevonRex Aug 2012 #32
Be Moral - "Shades of Breitbart" ellisonz Aug 2012 #33
I voted for that one. I feel bad for the poster since he probably caught syphillis from Britefart. Erose999 Aug 2012 #108
It has to be the ads guy. Hilarious! yardwork Aug 2012 #34
The timeshare terrorist deserves some kudos Spike89 Aug 2012 #35
Had to go with the FB ranter Ruby the Liberal Aug 2012 #36
I like the "vial hatred" guy. He's got moxie. n/t reflection Aug 2012 #39
Without a doubt DU underwearers! Underpants will be proud! Now send out the underwear, I'm sure lonestarnot Aug 2012 #40
I had to vote for that last one because ... surrealAmerican Aug 2012 #41
Rut-roh. They NEVER should have come for his colon. pinboy3niner Aug 2012 #42
"All the Banner ads, Dating ads for Oriental women. You should be ashamed of yourselves." Spitfire of ATJ Aug 2012 #43
I hate to be a spoiler but OldEurope Aug 2012 #45
Your English is excellent, don't worry about that pinboy3niner Aug 2012 #71
Obviously my English is not good enough to make my point clear. OldEurope Aug 2012 #95
I now know way more about #2 than I care to! Lone_Star_Dem Aug 2012 #46
"...hell even your own pres says no Cha Aug 2012 #47
I didn't vote but the under wear guy should get a special award.... yellowcanine Aug 2012 #49
LOL! redqueen Aug 2012 #50
I'm sorry. I just can't decide between Chorophyll Aug 2012 #51
"On these issues I DO NOT, YOUR ADVICE, I SEE THE PROBLEMS FOR WHAT THEY ARE, OTHERS REFUSE TO." greiner3 Aug 2012 #52
I gotta go with Fuck Fuck Fuckity Fuck Fuck Scootaloo Aug 2012 #54
I voted for the Democratic Underwear guy, but I have to admit LeftofObama Aug 2012 #55
I don't think the "under wear" guy understands how internet ads work. obxhead Aug 2012 #57
Gay Central Committee sent me a Sternly worded e-mail xchrom Aug 2012 #59
Yaaaayyyy! HATE! Mail! one of my first loves here at DU!! Thanks for bringing it back! patrice Aug 2012 #60
Bah. Bring back the Top 10 Conservative Idiots Panasonic Aug 2012 #61
I second that. PossumSqueezins Aug 2012 #76
plus one. nt chknltl Aug 2012 #96
and another! DiverDave Aug 2012 #112
There are so many daily, weekly now - up it to Top 20!!! lunasun Aug 2012 #117
Let them all be winners! frogmarch Aug 2012 #62
I can't believe the timeshare one isn't getting more votes... Initech Aug 2012 #63
Well, if it were in Calypso Bay... n/t gkhouston Aug 2012 #120
The donate one made me LOL ecstatic Aug 2012 #64
from 2010 yet! It took my vote lol lunasun Aug 2012 #118
The underwear person ismnotwasm Aug 2012 #65
My favorite Line is Lonestarnot's post. Missed it. LOL Laura PourMeADrink Aug 2012 #66
"commie butt fuckers bitches worthless fucks" PD Turk Aug 2012 #67
.Scum!! graywarrior Aug 2012 #68
i'm voting for the one that linked to a thread i started. woohoo! KG Aug 2012 #69
I Voted For That One As Well! HangOnKids Aug 2012 #74
Boy,I'm not sure I want to associate with you people anymore. I learned we are all pieces of shit, BlueJazz Aug 2012 #70
I logged out of DU to see what sort of ads I got. hunter Aug 2012 #72
I voted for the one with the most caps. eppur_se_muova Aug 2012 #75
adding this to my vocabulary: limitless vial hatred spanone Aug 2012 #77
So they sell that in vials now, who knew? Kalidurga Aug 2012 #78
Vial Hatred treestar Aug 2012 #79
Porntastic outrage guy. Care Acutely Aug 2012 #80
No wonder this country is in trouble. Cleita Aug 2012 #81
HAHAHAHA Rainngirl Aug 2012 #82
LOL. I think I can spot the one that gave me death threats. Arctic Dave Aug 2012 #83
As host of the travel forum I've gotta go TBF Aug 2012 #84
I gotta go with "FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK" SnohoDem Aug 2012 #85
I had to vote for fuck fuck fuckity fuck Warpy Aug 2012 #86
You'd think they would prefer to stay as far away from DU as they can lunatica Aug 2012 #88
your vial, Earl HCE SuiGeneris Aug 2012 #89
I've never seen those dating ads Courtesy Flush Aug 2012 #90
I had to go with "Pass" this time. Jim Lane Aug 2012 #91
Can I go with you on one of those free time-share vacations? Hassin Bin Sober Aug 2012 #93
That was hilarious! Greybnk48 Aug 2012 #94
I'm thinking we need hate bags greatest hits..... Historic NY Aug 2012 #97
"Founders of the Democratic Underground Founders" Moosepoop Aug 2012 #98
What a beautiful goddamned post. byronius Aug 2012 #99
Lotsa people know Plucketeer Aug 2012 #100
I voted for the Obama and Pelosi fucker one. riverbendviewgal Aug 2012 #101
There were several really, turtlerescue1 Aug 2012 #103
very fond of the 3rd one. xxqqqzme Aug 2012 #104
Democratic underwear... awoke_in_2003 Aug 2012 #106
oh .....fuck fuck, fuckity,fuck.... madrchsod Aug 2012 #107
rofl. The captions say it all. Raffi Ella Aug 2012 #109
Had to go with the fuckity fuck Scalded Nun Aug 2012 #110
It fools me every time.. JackHughes Aug 2012 #111
The donation guy. DiverDave Aug 2012 #113
I don't have a favorite. Rain Mcloud Aug 2012 #114
Yay! Humpday Hatemail! Vogon_Glory Aug 2012 #116
gotta go with vial hatred!!! Kali Aug 2012 #119
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