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In reply to the discussion: Just a joke to relieve some tension [View all]TlalocW
(15,394 posts)Two Irishmen were working on filling potholes close by to the town's house of ill-repute. As they worked, they noticed the town's only protestant minister, his collar up, walk furtively up to the door and go in.
"Ach," said one, "Is it any wonder the youth of today be like they are when men o' the cloth behave such?"
"Tis true, tis, true," replied the other.
They continued working, and a while later, the town's only Jewish rabbi came around the corner, and snuck in the door.
"Tis a shame to see what the world is in such a state right here in our small town," said one.
"Woe upon us all," replied the other.
Finally, as they were finishing up, the head priest of the town's Catholic church, strolled slowly by, pretending to look at the clouds before reaching the door and going in.
"Oh, faith and begorra, what a shame it is!" exclaimed one.
"Oh, heavens, it is!" replied the other.
"One of the dears must be dying and asked for last rites," said the first.
"The poor lass!" replied the other.
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