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Lewis Capaldi....



Love that Scottish “accent”....

"Don't Worry Baby".....the Beach Boys....

"Feel Flows".....the Beach Boys.



Thank you, Carl Wilson.......

Decided to take a break from political posts....



Feel free to add your own....

Best order confirmation ever......

Placed an order yesterday with a company that will remain nameless, this was the email response this morning....too cute!


Heartstrings, your order has shipped!

Your order of ****** was gently pulled by our team of experts and placed on a gold-trimmed pillow stuffed with the finest fibers known to man. Then, a team of six inspectors examined it under a magnifying glass, ensuring it was in perfect condition.

Once the inspection was complete, our veteran polisher (he was previously employed at the Tower of London, where he was responsible for polishing the Queen’s jewels) polished it as a quiet hush fell over the warehouse. “This package is getting shipped to Heartstrings” he whispered. “Take good care of it.”

We hope you had a wonderful time shopping at ******.In celebration, we have placed your name on our wall under the title “World’s Best Customer” and assigned you a dedicated parking spot right upfront. We’ve also hired a pilot to skywrite “Heartstrings Rocks!” above the Golden Gate Bridge. Thank you for supporting ******!!



Let's hear it for the gunslinger! Happy 50th Birthday, Brett Favre!



And Happy 5th Birthday to this little fella!

Sung to the tune "Bohemian Rhapsody".....😂

Posted by Heartstrings | Wed Oct 2, 2019, 06:10 PM (1 replies)

Garrison Keillor....one of my favorite quotes!



Deflection and diversion....



When caught in a wrong doing instantly go on the attack. Accuse someone else of doing the exact thing you did with utmost confidence. Make the other side feel like they have to defend themselves - because then they can’t keep attacking. Smear everyone who may know the truth. Smear early, smear viciously, and smear completely. Turn the victim into the culprit. Make the abused the abuser. Whip your flying monkeys into such a state that they will willingly claim black is white, up is down, and claim anyone who says differently is out of their minds.

It’s so by the book it’s boring... except it continues to work.

I despise this administration.....

Bob Dylan's very relevant quote for the coming days....



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