Only 200? A Trump deserves a MUCH higher cap! Don't you know about their great criminal genes?!

Spoken like a criminal-coddling Republican from the Trumpian Age of Idiocy.

Some of my best thoughts come to me in the shower or while lying in bed.

"Oh my god, honey! I just figured out the meaning of life!"

I like how skeptical many of you are. That gives me hope... for the future...

"WHERE'S THE SOURCE LINK?! WHERE IS IT!!"

Ironically, if incels' hands could latch onto their own dicks, they might not be so angry.

Look at this shit, Mike...

Faster than a leeching mullet! More powerful than a psychoactive!

Able to leap criminal filings in a single bound!

It's... Super Douche!

Arraigned Clown Posse

"And the one before that, and the one before that." is where he excuses Trump for his role.

But WE see ya, sucker.

You didn't see any news for a month until 30 mintues ago?

Wow. I might be jealous because I can't look away. :p

And you're surely correct in your assessment. There were reforms after Nixon, but they clearly weren't strong enough. Now we need "Trump reforms."

I'm now slightly less sure now that Republicans will name a major airport after him to troll the libs*. "Now landing at... Donald J. Trump International Airport..." grrr..


*(Offer does not apply in Mississippi or Louisiana)