MiddleFingerMom
MiddleFingerMom's JournalI'm still lovin' my SodaStream. Tonight, I'm drinking sugar-free cherry-limeade soda...
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... flavored by a powdered drink mix.
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My favorite is a small amount of Mio Black Cherry drops and Torani Sugar-Free Vanilla Syrup (like
you see in coffee shops).
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A cherry-vanilla soda to die for.
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MiddleFingerMom is a martial arts sensei in the technique known as Yuck Fu.
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MiddleFingerMom has taken a job as a security guard.
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It's not even funny when CLOWNS drink and drive.
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Kim Jong-un talks with his chief-of-staff about the procurement of weapons of mass destruction.
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Ohiosmith's mom still packs his lunch for him every day.
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graywarrior is the new Omar.
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Watching Bonnie Raitt on Austin City Limits right now. Goodness...
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... but that woman could tell me to jump and I'd not only ask "how high", I'd ask her
to let me know when she wanted me to stop.
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63 years old and still smokin' in so many ways.
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One of the best shows I've ever been to was at the Valley Forge Music Center (long
defunct), an 1100-seat theatre-in-the-round. Bonnie Raitt, backed up by a band
called, "Chicken Legs". I went with our first guitarist and his GF. After the show, I
was raving not only about Bonnie, but her backup band.
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He let me know they were all the surviving members of Little Feat after Lowell George
died (and before they reformed as "Little Feat".
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HEED MY ADVICE: It's often a VERY good idea to just ignore MiddleFingerMom.
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Rooster Cogburn's Ostrich Ranch ultimately had to get a restraining order against MFM.
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Profile Information
Gender: MaleHome country: U.S.A.
Current location: Arizona
Member since: Thu Dec 31, 2009, 04:49 PM
Number of posts: 25,163