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September 9, 2017
Baldwin County, Alabama opens shelter for Florida evacuees
Sharing from Bunky Jones post! (Facebook)
All FL people evacuating to the panhandle who can't find or afford a hotel or can't find one, Baldwin county(near the Florida/Alabama line) just approved to open up a 44000 sq ft building (address is 19477 Fairground Rd, Robertsdale AL 36547. ( 251)947-3247. It has kitchens, bathrooms and will hold 2000 people comfortably and up to 5000 if needed. They also have outside shelters made for pets etc ..they are setting things up no will be open tomorrow for those in need of shelter! PLEASE copy, paste and share.
September 6, 2017
Four jokes
A conversation with God about Trump.
John (while writing Revelations): "So Lord, the end will be signalled by trumpets?"
God: "No... I said Trump/Pence."
John: Yeah, trumpets.
God: "Never mind. They'll know."
John (while writing Revelations): "So Lord, the end will be signalled by trumpets?"
God: "No... I said Trump/Pence."
John: Yeah, trumpets.
God: "Never mind. They'll know."
Trump: The less immigrants that come in, the better
Pence: The fewer
Trump: I told you not to call me that yet
Pence: The fewer
Trump: I told you not to call me that yet
A Mexican kid meets Donald Trump and says to him, “I want to be President one day.” Trump says, “Are you stupid? Are you an idiot? Out of your mind?”
The kid replies, “You know what, I’ve changed my mind. Those are too many requirements.”
The kid replies, “You know what, I’ve changed my mind. Those are too many requirements.”
Bush, Obama and Trump go to a job interview with God...
God asks Bush: "What do you believe in?" Bush answers: "I believe in the free market, and the strong American nation!" "Very well", says God. "Come sit to my right."
Next, God asks Obama: "What do you believe in?" Obama answers: "I believe in the power of democracy, and equal rights for all." "Good", says God. "You shall sit to my left."
Finally, God asks Trump: "What do you believe in?" Trump answers: "I believe you're sitting in my chair."
God asks Bush: "What do you believe in?" Bush answers: "I believe in the free market, and the strong American nation!" "Very well", says God. "Come sit to my right."
Next, God asks Obama: "What do you believe in?" Obama answers: "I believe in the power of democracy, and equal rights for all." "Good", says God. "You shall sit to my left."
Finally, God asks Trump: "What do you believe in?" Trump answers: "I believe you're sitting in my chair."
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