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Rhiannon12866's JournalSNL: Coronavirus Holiday
A family of coronavirus particles (Timothée Chalamet, Cecily Strong, Beck Bennett, Lauren Holt) have a disagreement during a Christmas reunion.
SNL: Car Commercial
A dad’s (Beck Bennett) Christmas surprise to his family (Timothée Chalamet, Heidi Gardner) isn’t received as he expected.
SNL: Dr. Fauci & Dr. Birx Cold Open
Wolf Blitzer (Beck Bennett) interviews Dr. Fauci (Kate McKinnon) and Dr. Birx (Heidi Gardner) about the newly approved COVID-19 vaccine.
The Daily Social Distancing Show: Facebook Sued by the Federal Trade Commission and 46 U.S. States
The Federal Trade Commission and a bipartisan coalition of 46 states sue Facebook and Mark Zuckerberg for monopoly behavior and seek to force the company to sell off assets like Instagram.
The Daily Social Distancing Show: What the Hell Happened This Week? - Week of 12/7/2020
What the hell happened this week? Rudy Giuliani gets COVID and farts on camera, SCOTUS rejects Trump’s election lawsuit, and Trump gives out pardons like Christmas cards.
Trump Orders Space Force to Discover Other Planets with Courts
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a sign that he is not ready to give up his legal challenge to the 2020 election, Donald J. Trump has ordered the United States Space Force to discover other planets that have courts.
With his legal options on this planet dwindling, Trump is placing all of his hopes on identifying another planet that might have intergalactic jurisdiction over Earth.
On the heels of his Space Force announcement, astronomers expressed deep skepticism that a planet with a functioning legal system could be located before the Electoral College casts its votes on Monday.
But, in a sentiment shared by many Republicans, Senator Kelly Loeffler, of Georgia, said that she “totally supports” Trump’s decision to seek justice on another planet. “Let’s let the process play out,” she said.
Short article, no more at link: 
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/trump-orders-space-force-to-discover-other-planets-with-courts
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Well, that may be Trump's ideal world, but what we can't forget, Trump hasn't succeeded at anything
He ran his father's lucrative and successful business into the ground with the changes he made until he had nothing to sell but his name. And we all know how that turned out, Trump steaks, Trump vodka and the infamous Trump University! I have always believed that the only reason he decided to run was as a desperate money making scheme. He never intended or wanted to do the job - which he obviously hasn't - he just wanted the campaign contributions and thought that would be the end of it.
We've long known that "everything that Trump touches dies." And so ends his unsuccessful, deplorable presidency. But this time he's bitten off more than he can chew. In the past, his dishonesty wasn't in the spotlight and he was able to call in favors from his cronies and manage to get by. But he's no longer dealing with cronies and, if he had ever paid the slightest attention to history or world events, he'd have realized that everything that a president says or does is automatically subject to intense scrutiny.
So this time he not only has to answer to the U.S legal system, but most of his "appointments" aka cronies have, too. So I don't predict a successful post presidency for Trump. I'm counting that his crimes that he can no longer hide are about to catch up with him. 
Stephen Colbert's Return To New Zealand: A Magical Land Where Hugs Still Happen
New Zealand, a country with fewer coronavirus cases than a White House Christmas party, is near and dear to our host's heart. Join Stephen as he revisits his epic trek across the beautiful island nation and reveals never-before-seen footage of his antics among the locals, including a play by play look at his death-defying bungee jump.
Stephen Colbert Wielded Gandalf's Sword In The Filming Of "Darrylgorn" With Peter Jackson
From Matamata, New Zealand, home of the "Hobbit" set, watch Stephen transform from man to half-elf as he assumes the role of Darrylgorn in this in-depth behind the scenes look at the making of his eponymous "Lord Of The Rings" sequel, co-starring Peter Jackson.
What Is Peter Jackson's Favorite "LOTR" Scene? Stephen Gets The Answer
In this brand new footage from Stephen Colbert's interview with Peter Jackson, the director talks about his favorite "Lord Of The Rings" scenes, how they shot those epic battles and even apologizes to Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern for not casting her in the movies.
Stephen Learns To Perform A Traditional Maori Haka With The New Zealand All Blacks
With the help of New Zealand Rugby's cultural advisor, Stephen learns and performs a traditional Haka with his friends and mentors, members of the All Blacks rugby team.
Stephen Records A Message To His Younger Self Atop A Majestic New Zealand Glacier
The pinnacle of our host's trip to New Zealand was a helicopter ride to the top of an 8,000 foot high mountain glacier. After soaking in the epic scenery, Stephen takes a moment to deliver some pretty good advice to his 29 year-old self.
New Zealand's Bird Of The Year Election Was Completely Fraudulent
The birds of New Zealand weren't too pleased after the little spotted kiwi received thousands of fraudulent votes.
PA Attorney General: 'Trump Has Infected The Country With Hate And Division' - The Last Word - MSNBC
Pennsylvania Attorney General Josh Shapiro and Michigan Attorney General Dana Nessel join Ali Velshi to discuss Trump’s failed attempts to overturn the results of the election in key battleground states. Aired on 12/11/2020.
Election Attorney Laments Anti-Democracy Trump Followers - Rachel Maddow - MSNBC
Marc Elias, founder of Democracy Docket and a veteran Democratic voting rights attorney who has played a key role in fighting Donald Trump's bogus election challenges, talks with Rachel Maddow about how troubling it is that Republicans were so ready to discard democracy and fall in step behind Trump. Aired on 12/11/2020.
Trump, GOP Unlikely To Give Up Election Grievance Fundraising Regardless Of Losses - Rachel Maddow - MSNBC
Rachel Maddow notes that even as the post-election losses pile up for Donald Trump after his actual election loss, he and his supporters are not likely to give up on what has turned out to be a very lucrative money-making scheme: complaining about the election. Aired on 12/11/2020.
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