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An RAF veteran from the free Polish forces is giving a talk to a class of young school children...

And was trying to explain what the battle of Britain was like.

"Out of the blue we were attacked by a bunch of Fokkers. There were about 20 of these Fokkers. One took out my buddy, but I managed to shoot that Fokker down. Then one was on my tail and I couldn't shake the Fokker, but my pal took care of him. Then I took out two more of the Fokkers..."

The teacher interrupts "Children I should explain, the Fokker was a type of fighter airplane used by the German Air Force to stop the RAF bombers and their escorts."

"Yes, but these Fokkers were Messerschmitts!"

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I hear that all the major galleries are clamoring to put on Willem's first show...

I know that it's hard to believe, but Trump is more deranged on Twitter than ever

He's having a real time meltdown right now

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