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Mr. Scorpio

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Mr. Scorpio's Journal
November 3, 2012

After the President is declared the winner of his reelection...

I suspect that Fox News will regress into a pocket universe of its own creation where Mitt Romney wins the White House and the Tea Party wins control of both houses of Congress.

Scott Brown, Todd Akin, Richard Mourdock and Joe Walsh are elected and Barack Obama is carried out of Washington on a rail.

The cause of Hurricane Sandy is blamed on high taxes and excessive environmental regulations and the Detroit Auto industry actually went bankrupt a couple of years ago, just like President Romney said that it should.

In their minds, the world actually reorganized itself retroactively to their favor.

An Obama victory is merely an illusion, it doesn't exist. There is no black man in their White House anymore.

They've awaken from their long national nightmare.


That's right before the doctor prescribes a heavy dosage of anti-psychotic drugs, fits them all for some tailored straight jackets and some comfy accommodations at the Rubber Room Inn.


In the real world, the rest of us will be partying our asses off.

November 3, 2012

"If You Want To Live Like a Republican, Vote Democratic."


President Harry S Truman
November 3, 2012

I did this four years ago, time to do it again: Some More Sun Tzu For Your Asses


"If you know the enemy and know yourself you need not fear the results of a hundred battles."



"If the enemy leaves the door open, you must rush in."



"Therefore the skillful leader subdues the enemy's troops without any fighting;
he captures their cities without laying siege to them; he overthrows their kingdom
without lengthy operations in the field."



"The general who wins the battle makes many calculations in his temple before
the battle is fought…"



"The general who loses makes but few calculations beforehand."



"Supreme excellence consists in breaking an enemy's resistance without fighting."



"All men can see these tactics whereby I conquer, but what none can see is the
strategy out of which victory is evolved."



From 2008: http://journals.democraticunderground.com/MrScorpio/68
November 2, 2012

In today's overly-excited phone call from the Romney campaign, fund raising is way off

They've only raised $800,000 grand yesterday in their "Money Bomb". But in order to blitz the TV and Radio with more of their lies, they need an additional $1.6 Million today. Apparently "Barack Obama's war on women" dealt them a crushing blow that they're hard pressed to recover from.

Something tells me that they're going to come up short again… I, for one, did NOT press the number one to donate, as Mister Overly-Excited Voice Over Guy pleaded me to do.

I could just smell the desperation over my cell phone.

November 2, 2012

My god, what is that bright yellow object in the sky?

It burns.

Where did it come from?

November 2, 2012

Is it Tuesday yet?

I can't wait until it gets here.

November 1, 2012

I would never want to be "loved" by Mitt Romney...

Because when he says that he "loves" something, that's usually a precursor to one of his arguments for stabbing it in the back.

"Don't worry, Government Program. I love you. I'm only doing this for your own good. Shhh, shhh, quiet. You can go to sleep now. Uncle Mitt loves you... Remember that. (Sings a lullaby)"

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