The Onion: Hillary the candidate most people would like to share a glass of tap water with
I'll probably get alert-stalked for posting this, but....
If she really needs a glass of water, she can have a whole Britta pitcher full.
and then walk away. If it was one of the Republicons in the article they might end up wearing the water.
Actually, the Julia Roberts scene where they brought water in from Hinkley, just for the lawyers.