2016 Postmortem
Related: About this forumCoping strategies when your candidate is losing in polls #2
Since my previous OP http://www.democraticunderground.com/1251887402 was well received and improved the mood of a lot of people, I felt like I should continue the good work.
The strategies here are numbered from 17 ... please refer to the previous post for the first 16.
17. Get doubly convinced that the opponent has so many endorsements because the opposition has menacing figures who go to the other politicians' houses at wee hours and extort an endorsement. If they didn't fear for their life, they would be supporting your candidate of course.
18. If people cross to the other side of the street upon seeing you, it is not because of your passionately intense gaze or the "ready to fight for my candidate" look -- it is because the whole world is scared of your candidate. Feel proud that your candidate is scaring everyone, especially wall street.
19. Hold conversations with random people - like your brother-in-law's gardener's fiance's veterinarian's babysitter and ask her who she is voting for in a terse voice. When she names your candidate while turning pale, immediately write a post about it. It is valid scientific data and don't let anyone persuade you that it is anecdotal. It may dampen the enthusiasm if the babysitter happens to be under 18 -- but don't be discouraged. Argue that it shows how much young people like your candidate's message.
20. Be convinced that the union bosses are being paid off against the wishes of the rank and file to endorse. Close your eyes and imagine the rank and file going against their union to vote for your candidate. Then enjoy a cheeky grin. Phrases like "cigar-smoke filled backrooms" come in handy in regards to this.
21. Debbie Wasserman Schulz. This is a punching bag ready-made for your candidate. She can be demonized and vilified over and over. That one woman is so powerful, she is threatening your candidate's presidency! It is all her fault.
19. Punctiliously argue that global warming is the main cause of terrorism even though global warming only affects a few terror-prone countries while leaving the rest of the world unscathed.
22. Be convinced that endorsements don't matter. Use phrases like "we the people" or "we the electorate" to marginalize politicians who are endorsing your opponent. Then, as a cherry on top, get convinced that those endorsements will change for your candidate as soon as he starts winning primaries. They will matter then but not now.
23. Name recognition is a useful argument. Don't shake your belief that 80% of the people have never heard of your candidate and as soon as they hear the name, like a post-hypnotic command, the polls will reverse.
24. Don't forget to convince others that socialism is the new economy-savior. Erase whatever preconceived notions people may have of socialism - take those people's minds to Denmark. Don't let it bother you that 96% of the US public has never been to Denmark or Europe for that matter and 75% wouldn't be able to point to Denmark on a map. Denmark has a great name recognition thanks to IKEA and Legos which is how you can make people go "aha!"
25. Electability is critical. Post at least 10 new OPs a day showing how your candidate is much more electable than the opponent. Don't let your audience's struggles to keep a straight face discourage you. Believe to your core that Americans are ready to become Denmark in droves. Republicans and their billions will not be able to convince people otherwise no matter how many negative ads they run. Write repeatedly about this belief. Even 1,500 times is not enough.
26. Find really old posts that paint the opponent as a modern day Genghis Khan or Pol Pot. Copy them, put some parts in bold face and/or italics and repost them. The same post painting an opponent as vile and despicable can be posted hundreds of times. If the audience is turned off by it, state without cracking a grin that you're simply discussing issues and not being malicious. This really helps with frustration.
27. Recycle. Many people have short memories and they cannot recognize something posted even a couple of days ago as a duplicate. You can post the same negative posts this way without burning any calories. Just remember to boldface different sentences each time and the post looks brand new. Even previously hidden posts can get a new life and purpose.
28. Get a screen-saver or wallpaper for your PC that shows bugs crawling all over the screen. This is good for that nostalgic release of endorphins and makes you feel great.
29. Conspiracy Theories. Do not under any circumstances let people shake your heartfelt beliefs. You know in your soul that billionaires, oligarchs, bankers, the establishment and your opponent hold secret telephone conferences and whenever possible, meet in the basement of Koch brothers to plot strategy, tell media what results the polls should have and coordinate endorsements. When it is so clear as night and day, shake head at some people's gall to call it a conspiracy theory.
30. Dead people. Channel your inner 6th sense and proudly proclaim that departed leaders like Lincoln, FDR and MLK Jr. had supported your candidate. They may not have written so in their last will and testament but providing proof is old technology. Beliefs matter.
31. Rappers. Rappers like Killer Mike and Bun B are the absolute key. Swat away any nefarious notions that they are only in it to sell a few records. You know they are the best rappers even though you may never have heard rap in Vermont. Compared to them, JayZ, Waka Flocka, Snoop Dogg, Jay Rule and Kanye are simply amateurs. Don't try to repeat their lyrics though or you may tarnish the image of your candidate. Just remain assured that all African-Americans simply adore and exalt rappers - much higher than John Lewis and will be voting in droves for your candidate. People in obscure sports like MMA also have the same effect on the general public. It is crucial to get these important endorsements this early, as few as they may be.
32. Always know that it is human nature to like benefits. People may be undecided now but the minute they see free healthcare, free tuition and high minimum wage they are bound to change their minds and support your candidate. How to pay for it is simply a distraction and certainly your candidate will figure it out once elected president.
33. Dessert Polls. Elementary and middle school students have consistently picked your candidate's entry into the dessert polls and mock polls. Even though the students don't vote and it only has to do with kids preferring ice cream over cakes, this is significant. As these kids get older, your candidate is a shoe-in for presidency in about 10+ years. Ben and Jerry's endorsement is not going anywhere soon.
34. Bouncies -- never ever forget the bouncies. They give all the posts a festive and jubilant look. In one study it was determined that posts with bouncies get twice as many recs than posts without bouncies.
longship
(40,416 posts)GD.P: a toxic waste dump.
Why so many DUers don't visit here.
Edit: I wish the hosts would lock these obvious meta posts.
upaloopa
(11,417 posts)SCantiGOP
(13,885 posts)even more important than the green bouncies. Every post title must have some word CAPITALIZED, and you also have to use random bold phrases or no one will take you seriously.
If you think I'm exaggerating, just do a quick survey. There are several who post dozens of times a day but cannot do so without the CAPS and bolds.
cascadiance
(19,537 posts)... when many times he was further behind in the polls in the name recognition portion of the campaign than Bernie has been recently with less people going to his rallies then too.
cosmicone
(11,014 posts)They had a young, Harvard-educated, charismatic, dashing, debonair, badass orator who was able to tackle any issue with intellect as a candidate.
DemocratSinceBirth
(99,729 posts)cosmicone
(11,014 posts)but thanks anyway
DemocratSinceBirth
(99,729 posts)cosmicone
(11,014 posts)DemocratSinceBirth
(99,729 posts)Think Good Morning Vietnam and Batman.
JonLeibowitz
(6,282 posts)I think it is a winning strategy.
Armstead
(47,803 posts)upaloopa
(11,417 posts)enough time by the media and that he doesn't have as much name recognition as his opponent but deny polls that agree with your premices.
comradebillyboy
(10,228 posts)I approve
Ed Suspicious
(8,879 posts)AgingAmerican
(12,958 posts)So your candidate causes no excitement...boo hoo.
cosmicone
(11,014 posts)AgingAmerican
(12,958 posts)Because all she elicits are snores. So you do this.
cosmicone
(11,014 posts)Gamecock Lefty
(702 posts)Repeat backyard poll #s over and over again.
"New Hampshire, New Hampshire, New Hampshire"
LexVegas
(6,139 posts)AgingAmerican
(12,958 posts)brooklynite
(95,606 posts)...but IKEA is from Sweden.
cosmicone
(11,014 posts)The founder is Swedish and lives in a house in the Copenhagen harbor and conducts business from there.
Skidmore
(37,364 posts)Maedhros
(10,007 posts)I know my candidate is the best candidate based upon his past history and current positions. Polls don't change any of that.
frylock
(34,825 posts)cite poll after poll after poll. See you on 3/2.
Eric J in MN
(35,619 posts)...do you attack them for using Bush as a "punching bag"?
cosmicone
(11,014 posts)Eric J in MN
(35,619 posts)NT
cosmicone
(11,014 posts)1StrongBlackMan
(31,849 posts)Well, you know ...
cosmicone
(11,014 posts)Scootaloo
(25,699 posts)cosmicone
(11,014 posts)Paul Krugman is all the rage today.
Perogie
(687 posts)please come up with a new routine
arcane1
(38,613 posts)misterhighwasted
(9,148 posts)It's a masterpiece. Love how you connect the reader with helpful skill building tools. As troubled readers wind their way through the lines of text, your words reveal a precise point where they can easily identify & pause for a reflective moment.
In time, we will see the benefits of your totally selfless & generous gift.
K & R
Spitfire of ATJ
(32,723 posts)TM99
(8,352 posts)to allow this one and the previous to still be here?
Not so much.
SoapBox
(18,791 posts)It feels selective.
Just say'n.
You don't say.
Spitfire of ATJ
(32,723 posts)cosmicone
(11,014 posts)It doesn't mention candidates' names or DU anywhere
Spitfire of ATJ
(32,723 posts)BumRushDaShow
(131,815 posts)in a long time. Bravo!
Gore1FL
(21,251 posts)2008 for Obama
2004 for Kerry
1992 for Clinton and
1988 for Dukakis
And they all won!
Good advice!
cosmicone
(11,014 posts)anamnua
(1,148 posts)I'm a veteran of the '08 DU Hillbot/Obamabot spitefest -- I still carry the scars!
I did not like the 'yah boo, we are winning, you are losing' attitude of the Obamabots at that stage. I still don't like this kind of triumphalism now that the boot is (sort of) on the other foot. There is a sense of déjà vu: at the time I recall some of our lot being so cheesed off by the Obamabot attitude that they considered sitting out the GE.
cosmicone
(11,014 posts)No ridicule is intended unless of course, the shoe fits.
blackspade
(10,056 posts)Better get out the for this one.
cosmicone
(11,014 posts)blackspade
(10,056 posts)I think that more eyes on this and the rest of your OPs will illuminate how far Clinton supporters will go to propagate disinformation and belittle others.
Unfortunately, as propaganda pieces go, this is a bit ham-handed.
cosmicone
(11,014 posts)Cha
(299,285 posts)blackspade
(10,056 posts)or isn't, or something......
Sancho
(9,073 posts)"nostalgic release of endorphins"
"Denmark has a great name recognition thanks to IKEA and Legos which is how you can make people go "aha!" "
" You know they are the best rappers even though you may never have heard rap in Vermont."
This is a classic OP.
Thanks!
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William769
(55,301 posts)Awesome job!
Thinkingabout
(30,058 posts)Cha
(299,285 posts)daybranch
(1,309 posts)the millionaires love her, hate Bernie. Kinda says something, don't you think? You seem to believe that we are demotivated by polls, we usually aren't, like Bernie we are motivated by values that tell us the most important issue is to restore governance by, of, and for people by taking it back from the billionaire oligarchy and their purchased politicians. Hillary, to us, was, is, and always will be the servant of this oligarchy as revealed by her half measure proposals and attempts to whitewash the deeds of that oligarchy. We really are driven to defeat her and those we believe she works for. It ain't about personality , style, or perceived toughness, we have democracy as our cause. Our struggle for democracy will continue long after this election for President as over and we must succeed. So no coping, but working hard everyday for Bernie.
cosmicone
(11,014 posts)over words, slogans, hyperbole, lofty ideas, unicorns and pixie dust with no plans, no strategies, no ability to pay for any of it and has been superseded by more urgent problems like terrorism in our backyard.
I'd rather stick with someone who knows how to build a bridge, smaller as it maybe in realistic terms rather than a man shouting "I'm gonna build a bridge. We're gonna build a bridge. I don't know how but we'll figure out later. We don't know where the money will come from - oh let's tax the rich -- but the bridge is gonna be the biggest the bestest and grandest and most beautiful eva cuz its a revolushun folk" and the audience goes "bridge bridge bridge bridge"
It is a comedy circus to me and not legitimate plans for governing.