Darrell Issa can't understand basic English

[riqster]

http://bluntandcranky.wordpress.com/2013/05/14/darrell-issa-cant-understand-basic-english/

[liberal N proud]

1. Is there no one smarter in his district that could beat him in an election?

[DetlefK]

2. Why not have him write a 5-page-essay on the difference between those terms?

I think it depends whether Obama meant "terrorist" as in "related to terror", or whether he meant "terrorist" as in "muslim".

Can we now please impeach Obama over what Fox News says he's thinking?

[santamargarita]

3. What do you expect from a Lebanese Terrorist...

and car thief!

[Brother Buzz]

4. He was not a car theif, that was his brother, Darrell

Just ask his other brother, Darrell

[santamargarita]

5. I understand now, brother Darrell

[riqster]

6. Arrested but not convicted:

He skated on two car theft busts. Issa WAS, however, convicted on a weapons charge: http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darrell_Issa

[Brother Buzz]

7. Did you know Issa once scrubed/edited Wikipedia to make himself look better?

Edited to add this nugget:

Sun Jun 24, 2012

Darrell Issa has made the rounds of the Sunday morning talk news shows, talking about "Fast and Furious", Eric Holder and the President. Beyond those things, one of his comments made me stand up and take notice...

You Can't Blame Your Brother...Why Not? Isn't That Exactly What Issa Has Always Done?

Darrell Issa, today on ABC's This Week, made a blunder I won't soon forget. He won't either, because what he said today is the same thing he has said for years, each and every time he was arrested for auto theft or illegal possession of firearms.

Issa's quote: "The whole point of this thing is a little bit like when you do something wrong and then lie about it as a young person, you can't say, oh, after you get caught, my brother did it, too..."

When questioned about his dubious past and many criminal arrests, Issa has always said, "I was just a kid", or "It was my brother". Sometimes Issa goes even further to say that these things happened so long ago, when he was a kid (in his mid and late twenties), that he doesn't even remember...

Just saying, maybe Issa forgot that these have always been his favorite words when he was caught red-handed.

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2012/06/24/1102799/-Darrell-Issa-s-ABC-Blunder-Today

[krispos42]

8. He's a Republican

They only speak Ahmurrkin.