Obama is hiding illegal aliens in the same tunnels under Walmarts where Justice Scalia is being held

[Snake Plissken]

Many people are saying it, they're waiting until election day to come out and vote for Hillary. Believe me folks this election is rigged.

Can someone explain to me how this man is still polling around 40%?

[Sunny05]

1. LMAO

[Madam45for2923]

2. But we know Billy Bush made him do all of the above!

The buck stops with Billy Bush!

[jberryhill]

3. Damn that Billy Bush

How does he do it!?!

[Madam45for2923]

4. If you come upon the Billy Bush watch out! Actually it'd be too late...

[pinboy3niner]

6. I attribute it to his drinking Billy Beer

That makes as much sense as anything.

[Coventina]

13. No one can resist talking dirty to Billy Bush!!

[DetlefK]

5. Liar. Everybody knows the lizard-people killed Scalia to eradicate mankind with more abortions.

[edbermac]

7. Shhhhhhhh!

That's also where Obama's Kenyan birth certificate is stored!

You trying to get him impeached?

[BSdetect]

8. Elvis must be down there too

[NewJeffCT]

10. Not only Elvis

but, Jimmy Hoffa as well.

[NewJeffCT]

9. hey - don't let our secret plans come out like that

Some Freepers and/or Storm Fronters could be reading this. We want our hordes of illegals to be a complete surprise and we haven't finished arming them all with AK-47s and fake IDs.

[pinboy3niner]

11. It's just a diversion from Obama's plan to declare "marshall" law

Shhh!

[Coventina]

16. Is that a new Freeperism I haven't come across yet?

My all-time favorite is "casting asparagus" on someone.

But "We're Screwn!" is a close second!!

[pinboy3niner]

17. That's a CT thing that's been around since Obama took office

"Casting asparagus" is courtesy of our friend Louis Gohmert.

Gohmert's 'asparagus' making headlines
http://www.kltv.com/story/22283128/gohmerts-s-asparagus-making-headlines

[Coventina]

18. Haha! Well, there was a Freeper quoted as using "asparagus" way back in the day as well.

No surprise about Gohmert though.
That guy is a world-class idiot.

[Coventina]

15. They're all too busy planning their same-sex honeymoons to pay attention to our secret plans....

Because of the imminent destruction of their straight marriages under the new godless regime of HRC.







(I stole some of this material from a DUer who posted something like it years ago)

[Binkie The Clown]

12. I'm cool with that, as long as the aliens aren't Klingons. n/t

[BobbyDrake]

14. 40% = polarization. People who will vote for their side no matter what.

Which is pretty laughable, considering how often we hear that "independents" are more numerous than registered Democrats and Republicans combined.